I used to do this to Fanfic like a long time ago. Figured I'd see if it got any better in here. Only good stories I ever read here was by Cheese and Chad.
@Jay: The position of noob weeder is currently filled by d_bo, whom I haven't seen for a few days. If it happens to be that he has retired, I suggest you put more effort into your critiques. It's fine that you do that, just put more effort into it.
Jay, I'm afraid the position is still completely filled. Add to that the fact that you're not half as good at it as d_bo, and I can conclude you'll never get the job.