The Writer's Café

I'm just too lazy for another story

 

*Sneaks into the kitchen to steal some cake*

 

What I miss peoplez

 

THROATSTABBERY.

 

Good thing that made sense
Vile~

 

I'm waiting for Dillybar to get back on CC.
Feathers thread goes against
Explicit content #1

is harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, tortious, vulgar, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise offensive or discriminatory.

 

*crawls into cafe*
*Passes two bil to Irin.*

Please? :3

 

*drinks some writer's rum*

Ahahahh habafggffggfghhfaahaha. AHAHABFFFFAHAHA oOoOoOoOoOooOOooOoOoOoOo..

*dramatically falls to the floor*

 

Cheese, I cannot let you in,
You must leave this thread right now,
for if i did it'd be a sin,
And rules be rules, there's no way how.

 

Sin... Hm... I thought that term only applies to religion, right?

*runs from Irin holding a chainsaw*

 

Sin is a word
that rhymes with in,
For a rhyme
should shine
and since thou seem so intent
on posting where you were sent
away, i think i will undo
the ban I brought to ALL of you.

 

HABLAS INGLES, POR FAVOR.

 

I hope all will understand
the lesson from the willing ban
and you won't feel a need to be
hatinging all the world you see,
you will not ever be so rash,
and I won't find you talking trash,
We'll talk nicely over cake of cheese,
if only if only...please?

 

I had chocolate caramel pretzel cheesecake last night

 

Hurray!

Persistence and non-douchebag-iness always prevails in the end!

*sits down for cheesecake and lots and LOTS of rum*

 

I made chocolate not clusters,
Whilst I watched the Mythbusters,
T'was very fun.
My baking skills are number one!
Ella, to you, I say, HELLO!
Might you have any Jello?

 

*chuckles*

*hides rhyme-atism cure in pocket*

 

This ryming curse
is much the worst,
Making me say things
That make no sence when the bell rings.
Stupid curse!
Rhyme and Verse!
-Sigh-
Apple Pie.

 

*gives Irin cure*

Please stop rhyming :|

 

N0! It's actually pretty cool.