The Majestic Island of the Mystic Elder Rabbit "So if Micky Mouse were to wake you in your sleep with a knife, what would you do?" "Bob, why the hell all these questions? And I don't know what I would do if Micky Mouse were to wake me from my sleep with a knife." "Say wha? I would personally pun-" "Just SHUDDUP!" Fred screamed, slapping him around the face. "Well that was rude, pointless and completely uncalled from Fredric Alexander Marshmellow Fluffy Bunny! For that I shall have to ni you with my pet parrot Bill" "*SQUWARK!* Billy is ssssooorrry. *Squwark* Ni, ni ni ni, ni ni ni ni."Tthe parrot shrieked in Fred's ear as he spoke with a tint of sorry in his voice "Heh, take this Fred. Ni! Ni ni ni! Ni! Ni!" "NOOOOOOO! Please! Stop with the nis Bob! I'll do anything!" "Even buy me a cookie?" Bob asked, putting on his best puppy dog eyes. Fred sighed as Bob begged on his knees. "Meow! Mmmeeooowww." "Fred, w-ww-what's tt-t-that? T-th-th-the meowing." "BARK! GGGGRRRRR! RRRAAWWFF!" "And t-tt-those bb-b-a-barking n-nn-noises" Bob asked, his hand shaking violently in Fred's hand. "First, Catfish and Dogfish," Fred said as five fish with cat faces on and five with dog faces on popped out of the water. "Secondly, stop holding my hand! We actually look like two homos!" Fred shouted; ripping his hand from Bob's greasy grip. The catfish clawed the sea and pulled out a fish who's body "Bb-but they were sssscccaaarrreeewwww!" Bob moaned; his hand searching for Fred's. "Scary? They were no scarier than a cat and a dog barking and meowing in a tunnel!" "Oh, my… GOD!" "What is it now?" Fred said as he snapped around. "Ha ha! Made ya look, made ya stare, made ya lose your underwear!" Bob chanted, not taking time to notice the fist that seemed to be locked on his face. Bob shrieked as he fell. "Ohh! Look! Fog is likely to cover the Majestic Island of the Mystic Elder Rabbit so no one would find him! Let's just row into that massive cloud of fog!" Spoiler for FTLOC
Hey guys I need a bit of help for my story. Please fill in the blank for this sentence: "Usually people would turn into new beings but due to unusual circumstances they will turn into (Animal or plant)________ instead."
A teleporting fish made of a special blend that only Aztecs can make of coffee, toffee, fudge and sugar. Just kidding, a chicken… But if a teleporting fish made of a special blend that only Aztecs can make of coffee, toffee, fudge and sugars works then that's my choice.
Redemption- Prologue- How do you explain death? I don't believe there is a true definition, only what one believes. In my opinion death is a happy time worthy of being celebration, not a time to grieve. Shouldn't we celebrate someones good life? I think so. Well, what if you're a criminal and all you have too keep you company is a really mean cell-mate named Bruce and a journal? Death is the better option. Life on prison is awful, the food, the company, the clothes are so uncomfortable, and many other things are wrong. What ever you do don't go to prison. I know you're asking yourself "why should I listen to this guy?" Well, I'm not sure. Maybe you just like me. Though today is a special day, today is when I make my escape. How did I get into prison? I accidentally killed a guy. Seriously though it was pretty easy, he was just so annoying stopping every five minutes to point out a type of rock, that he already pointed out five minutes ago. Sorry I'm rambling. Anyways, everyone wants to throw me into the volcano. The volcano god, Etna Cyning is angry (maybe because I killed an inmocent, but annoying man) and wants something. Out prophet, Joshua is trying to interpret a riddle. I think it goes something like this, "The evil done, on and on, cannot be removed. The person who did it cannot be changed until a sacrifice has been made. The created shall die, for all others to arise." I get told these sorts of things because the guards believe it makes me feel guilty and have a really low self esteem. It doesn't do either because I haven't seen it for myself...yet! Today is the day that I break free and find out what damage I may have actually caused. I can't always trust the guards. They have lied to me in the past for amusement. Today I may also move somewhere else to avoid getting caught again. Plus I have always wanted to leave. You wouldn't really understand unless you lived it. I live in a tribe with a chief and rules. God I hate rules. They are only made to be broken. We also worship that volcano dude I mentioned earlier. It's almost time for me to escape. I'm planning to go when the guards switch positions and move to guard a different set of cells. Let's do this... Authors note- please tell me if u like this. I thought it was a good idea. I would like too here your comments and suggestions. Please do not yell at me for grammar though. Because I am typing this in the notes section of my iPod, not my computer. Thanks.