So I've been gone for a bit so I'm going to post what I've learnt. 1. These Bob Marley headphones are dreadfully and my £10 JVCs are better at half the price. 2. Stabbing yourself on a compass hurts. 3. Like seriously, I think I have tetanus. 4. Having to walk to school for a fortnight whilst I had a flat tire is too much effort for a nerd. 5. I love walking through red lights in front of small children because; - They think I'm hella cool. - It annoys the parents because the kids want to be as hella cool as me. 6. Steam sales will be the reason I live in poverty in later life. 7. I'm really good at consuming lots of chicken. 8. Japanese is too hard for my simpleton Brian to process.