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//flails

My school is doing a play and it's Macbeth and I'm mildly terrified of the curse?? （；￣ェ￣）

Also I spend way too many hours on Tumblr, I run a thirteen minute mile, and I am good at drawing Cecil's tattoos.
 
So today, I felt really bloody stupid.


I was babysitting a small child (2 years of age) because I'm poor and need money.
So this child comes up to me with one of those 'noises animals make' books and being the babysitter, naturally I must read with them.

So I was getting grilled on the noises that farm animals make; when out of the corner of my eye, I see a copy of Fantastic Mr. Fox on the bookshelf.
And to myself, all I could think was 'WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?' and a bunch of random gibberish noises.
So when asked "What does the pig say?" by the 2 year old, all I could do was stammer and try not to shout random noises.
After about 5 seconds of me helplessly trying not to sound like I'm being possessed, the 2 year old just looks me dead in the eye, whispers 'Stupid' and waddles off away from the idiot.

The really annoying thing is they were right.
 
Hey guys, popping in again. How's everyone doing?

I recently found out that I'm going to be directing my schools fall play, so I'll probably be in and out these next few months, though I will at some point make up a writing game thread and I do intend on miserably failing nanowrimo once again.
 
THE PLOT HAS THROUGHLY DEVELOPED:

1. I'VE FINALLY FOUND A KaWer IRL.
Which is terrible news because I hate you *glares*
2. I hate all of my 'friends'


So today, I went to school and there is my arch nemesis, just standing by my form room holding an iPod and some speakers.
He just looks me in the eye, plays 'The Fox' by Ylvis and mouths "Stupid."

If that wasn't bad enough, he's told all my friends about this and they are all just asking me "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?"



Now really all I want to do is farm the living **** out of him, but I can't get his username, I've asked everybody, but nope.
 
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