the wandering villager!

Joe, the wandering villager is much stronger than all my roughly 20,000 spies per assassination. Sometimes Joe can take them all down 2-3x by himself.. Powerful Joe he is.

 

I have a new idea!


























SMASH HIM WITH DAT MYSTIC HAMMAAR!!!

 

Well, you have your typical villager who runs indoors at the first sign of trouble.




And then there's the Wanderinf Villager, who foils all your plans, including the ones with your dragons sneaking around the dimension to gain gold.



I hope I don't mess up any BBCodes or pics

 

Spragga has nothing to do with this. Its all Joe

 

Question: If its A villager why dont ur spies just kill him?

 

His armor has Protection IV-

*brick'd*

 

Villagers are OP, you need to build more castles to get more villagers. The way to get more castle is secret though. It involves a code.

 

Spies dont kill Villagers because, unlike America whilst nuking civillians as well in Germany, devs deem it wrong to kill "innocents".

;3 meow

 

*Japan!! !!
(not Germany son of a gun)

 

*Japan. It was actually Japan who got bombed. You probably got them mixed up lol

 

Damnit someone already made a minecraft joke...

Well in an effort for some fun

25b for the first person who understands this next reference:

RRAAAAAAAAAAZE THE CITY