The statless pandemic

Let
a=b

Multiply both sides by b,
ab=b^2

Subtract a^2 from both sides and factorize:
ab-a^2=b^2-a^2
a(b-a)=(b+a)(b-a)

Simplify and add 1 to both sides:
a=b+a
a+1=b+a+1

Now since a=b (the starting point of this proof), we can write this as:
a+1=a+a+1
a+1=2a+1

And in the case where a=1, we have:
1+1=2+1

So, therefore,
1+1=3

 

Leggo my eggo m8

 

Starter stats is stateless to me.

 

Let us postulate that it takes both Time and Money to get women, thus

Time x Money = Women

As we all know Time is Money, so Time = Money. Replacing Money for Time results in

Money x Money = Women, or

(Money)^2 = Women

As we all know, Money is the root of all evil, thus

Money = Root of (all evil), therefore,

(Money)^2 = All Evil.

Women = All Evil.

It's mathematically sound . . . . discuss.

 

First equation is wrong . Should be Time +Money = Women

 

Hahhhahaha this thread so funny hahahha. Jk this isn't funny. You aren't funny. Kek

 

Nope it's right, see the directive word "and" that means multiply the two variables

if the directive word would have been "or" (so time or money) then it would have been time+money=women
#YouCantMath

 

Can't divide by zero, mate.

Nice try, though. Almost had me

 

 if you have an iPhone, ask Siri how much is zero divided by zero.

 

...she say "no match found"

 

seems legit