The poetry wars sign up

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *lady-marian (01), Sep 25, 2010.

  1. Alright cool









    How's the poem about me coming along XD









    I'll give somebody a Link to Die if they write a poem about me XD




    Um.... Maybe I'll just give you a hug instead
     
  2. Please excuse the randomness and patheticness of my poem!! XD and distance....dayum!!! That was freaking amazing!! 
     
  3. Once a year the snails go a' racing
    After they're honeys and sweeties they're chasing 
    They start in the fall
    Till summer they crawl
    For snails aren't at all
    The fastest at pacing

    Once a year the snails go a' courting
    Down with they're honeys and sweeties cavorting 
    They'll have lots of fun
    And when daylight is done
    Homeward they'll run
    Wheezing and snorting
     
  4. I challenge to a war poem!
     
  5. Snail can run???? o_O
     
  6. That was sweet reapel! Funny good rhyme scheme! And unlike mine short enough that ur eyes dont bleed staring at the iphone too long!
     
  7. In this poem they can XD
     
  8. What do you mean KlaSSic?
     
  9. Okies klassik!! I'm in!! I'll even let you pick the topic!!! XDXD
     
  10. Hm.... I must get you a physics book one day.... BECAUSE SNAILS SHOULD BE ABLE TO SPRINT NOT RUN YOU FOOL!!!!
     
  11. An open challenge with the topic of war lol
     
  12. Toilet

    You've been my friend
    though thick...
    and thin
    and you've let me
    lay all my dirtiest s***
    in you
    You've listened to my groans
    and suffered through my strains
    you've been my constant
    companion
    in times of constipation
    and um...
    excessive bowel elimination
    and with never a word
    of complaint

    So here's to you
    my stalwart friend
    my untidy bowl
    my porcelain kin
    I raise the seat
    In your honor
    In my eyes you're always
    A winner
    By the way...
    I had beans for dinner
     
  13. Um, easycheese, I was eating!:(. But very original!
     
  14. They can't sprint cause they're tired out from theyre day of baby making!!! XD whose the fool now?
     
  15. Time limit for KlaSSic's topic is 2hrs!

    Go
     
  16. Loved it easycheese!
     
  17. Man I hate writing about war :( but Okies! XD
     
  18. Good luck 
     
  19. It's short but meaningful!

    Battlefield

    If your looking for glory,
    You won't find it here,
    But you will find death,
    And hate, and vengence,
    But not glory, never glory,
    Just anger, and sadness
    And unresolved problems,
    If your looking for glory,
    Look somewhere else.