the merge stories of KaW: episode 1: Mario

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Anonymous_1234, Apr 2, 2011.

  1. Y aren't I in it?



    And it rocks
     
  2. Then Mario has a wet dream
     
  3. Chapter 3

    Enter Bowser and elite-ghoomba.

    Bowser: What's going on?

    Elite-ghoomba: Nothing.

    Ground starts shaking.

    Elite-ghoomba: Something.

    Enter random ghoomba.

    Random ghoomba: Boss! Mario has broken through out defenses personally and is fighting colonial!

    Exit random ghoomba.

    Enter colonial and Mario in a deadlock. Mario's arm is holding colonial's sword.

    Colonial: Nope.

    Mario: Then give up.

    Colonial: [swinging sword] Never!

    Enter Anonymous_1234.

    Anon: Go away you two get to safety.

    Exit Bowser and elite-ghoomba.

    Colonial and Mario stop fighting.

    Anon: Ok col go tell pul it's done.

    Colonial: Right.

    Exit colonial.

    Anon: [handing Mario papers] Here they are.

    Mario: Ok done so we pretend we stole these?

    Anon: Yep now go.

    Exit Mario. A minute later. Enter Bowser.

    Bowser: What happened?

    Anon: We held then off but I think Mario stole your letter.

    Bowser: [shocked] Damn!

    Anon: Never-mind let's go.

    Exit Anonymous_1234 and Bowser.
     
  4. Me what to be in actor list lol 
     
  5. Really damn thank u just put beer pong.
     
  6. .....


















    Toast 
     
  7. Can I be something? :eek:

    I don't care. Just felt like posting on here. Good day. 
     
  8. K soon next chapter
     
  9. Chapter 4

    Enter masked bandit 1, 2, 3, Niuean, Riri, Kila and msa.

    Niu: [points to bandits] Get out of my shop!

    Masked bandit 1: No.

    Riri: Get out of town!

    MB1: No.

    Msa: Not u again!

    MB1: Yep.

    Kila charges at bandits. They step aside.

    Kila: Damn you!

    MB1 jumps and spirals towards Kila. Kila turns and flings up a sword.

    MB1: You don't have reflexes.

    Kila charges and flings his sword up at MB1. MB1 bends down and flings up arms so Kila's sword goes through his legs.

    Kila: Nice strategy but yet it is flawed.

    Kila swings his sword upwards while MB1 flickers his head backwards to dodge it. Kila yells in surprise and trips. MB1 pulls out a knife and deeply cuts Kila's arm.

    Kila: AAAAAARRGH!

    Kila flings to a side and twiddles his blade.

    Kila: Yeh you are good. Better than all those stupid female boxers out in town. It's us men that actually do work. They all think they have flexible bodies but all they can do is take you home crying.

    MB1 hears this and immediately looks stunned and angry.

    MB1: Well I've got news for you!

    MB1 tears off his mask.

    Cutiepi: I'm a girl *****!

    Kila looks surprised them starts laughing.

    Kila: And you just lost all of my respect little fool.

    Cutiepi: I'll show you who the fool is!

    Cutiepi turns and swings a swift blade high into the air and brings it down on Kila. He reacts and pulls his legs up to counter while Cutiepi brings a knife down into Kila's heart. Kila groans and then lies down dead.

    Msa: I can't believe it!

    Riri: It was a girl...

    Niu: Well at least they got rid of that stupid thief but what do we do now?

    Exit bandits.

    Msa: At least they didn't take anything today.

    Riri: But it was shocking. And now Kila is dead...

    Exit Riri.

    Msa: Gotta go check out how toast is.

    Exit msa.

    Niu: Wait for me!

    Exit Niuean.
     
  10. I say this story is jolly good old chap!
    I find it quite hilarious
     
  11. The storyline is spiffing I found it quite hilarious
     
  12. I love this story lol