The Greatest Build in KaW!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Reproduction, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. Forumers, let me kindly ask you to bear with me for a couple of minutes, as I show you the wonders and brilliance of Sneakbo (aka "le Sneaky").

    Here, let me first show you his mind-boggling stats:



    That's over 191,000 battle wins of blood, sweat and tears, that has produced a war build amounting to over 500k cs! Dedication at its finest. Don't even begin to laugh, or Sneakbo will get you. Ever wondered why you haven't heard from Spragga for so long?
    Guess what.
    "le Sneaky" is holding him hostage.
    There, I said it.
    This is no ordinary player that I'm talking about.



    The finest warrior in arms. Forget Achilles, Hercules or Leonidas (as shown in the picture above). Sneakbo is simply on another level. I've suffered brain damage multiple times when I simply try to even comprehend his genius. Do you know what Sneakbo's IQ is?



    Yup, that's right. Goku never even quoted that phrase... It's all a conspiracy.
    That's actually Sneakbo quoting his IQ, and dare I say...
    He's being modest.

    Have you heard this joke?
    Yo momma so fat, that when she stood on the scales it said "to be continued..."

    It's in fact a blatant copy of the original...
    Yo dawg, Sneakbo is so OP that when his intelligence was tested, the computer said "to be continued..."

    For all you noobs out there,
    OP = Over Powered

    That's a typical question from you, Ashes.
    Worried your Lord Spragga won't escape Sneakbo's control?
    Pfft.
    Proof of Ashes and Willy's allegiance to Spragga:
    http://forum.kingdomsatwar.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=170994

    I'm making this thread, not only to piss everyone off by wasting minutes of your precious lives, but to also present you with an image so beautiful, that some claim it to be a cure for erectile disfunction.
    Who needs viagra, when you have this...?



    Never before in history have 6 buildings been utilised in such a precise, intricate and powerful manner. This war build will penetrate the defences of any leaderboard player. No joke.
    I even found some rare video footage of Sneakbo defeating RedStar and Silph in an easy 1v2.



    So there we have it.
    I have presented Sneakbo to you all, so that you should all be cowering in fear. He's OP beyond belief, and stops at nothing to get his way.

    He's also, from what I've heard, a forum trollerino. So feed him if you must, or he'll feed himself with you...

    Sleep well!
     
  2. Re: The Greatest Build in KaW

    No support.
     
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  4. Re: The Greatest Build in KaW

    Lame. Lots others like that. Strawb3rry rulez
     
  5. That build isn't even good... Why people do that baffles me.

    Whew he can farm new players and people who drop build.
     
  6. That's probably 50k failed hits on warbeasts
     
  7. According to his current attack stat, he couldn't possibly be that weak to attack Warbeasts. He even had great equipments, so I doubt he'll ever fail a single attack on that epic battle. I think the 50k battle loses may came from:

    0.5%: Hitting any eb at the wrong time.
    99.5%: Hitting other players and other players hitting him.
     
  8. Fails on war beast? Do you not see his bfe? My other account has only 300k att and I can hit smoke signals with out pots all the way through. Only doing 50 damage.. but still
     
  9. Looks like a dick to me.
     



  10. It's called a joke you tool.
     
  11. Plus that picture on the opening post isn't his build.

    He has castle unlocked meaning he has all the lowlands.

    What was shown in OP sucks because you wouldn't have pots or MITH unlocked.

    Sneakbo or whatever is just another mediocre dropped build warrior. Add him to the list of people who can't farm actual players and have to resort to farming new accounts without BFE.
     
  12. Ahh man!! I was tricked!!
     
  13. I hope you're joking, because that was an incredibly ignorant post.
    On android, when you scout someone, it shows only the lands upon which there are buildings. It doesn't highlight any empty lands. So yes, that IS Sneakbo's build, not a fake.
    Why would I even bother faking that?

    Also, I don't think you understand the sarcasm in this thread. You call sean a "tool" for not realising your joke. Well you're nothing less, since you failed to understand this is a JOKE thread.

    You tool.
     
  14. Okay I'll admit it, that "rare video footage" got me. :lol: :lol:
     
  15. I never said that was a fake, I said that's not his buld which it isn't. His build has a **** ton of empty lands because he is a ***** and won't build on them so he can farm noobs.

    You can add the other legendary noobfarmers to your list then:

    Skinnyminny
    S0l

    People who can't fight actual battles and have to stay small. May I recommend this build for yourself?
     
  16. He said fite me irl op.
     
  17. Unless he has amazing bfa before he dropped build it be pointless