The epic tale of heroic adventurers

Zethryr · Feb 4, 2015

Where did awesome me go?

Zethryr · Feb 4, 2015

Dude. You said that my awesome twin would be there. And he would shoot Arnicolas Shwartzacage in the tit.

xXP_3Xx_StormWolf_xXP_3Xx · Feb 5, 2015

Not so soon Buddy 

Zethryr · Feb 5, 2015

lol.

Balto573 · Feb 5, 2015

Your_Karma_Bulldog_Needs_Food said:

With Arnicolas Schwarzencage having retreated, Bulldog waved his Legendary sword in the air, rallying the forces for a final push, to once and for all defeat Daphnia and the sluardellyian boys, whom had come back to the edges of the battlefield to observe what they thought would be the defeat of the Hero band. Just as Bulldog was preparing to give the order, Balto ran to him, signaling for him to wait.Despite the annoyance, the man had held off the Sluard forces, if only by using his men as a meat shield. Bulldog said,"What do you want?" After gathering his breath, Balto said,"Sir... Such an attack... They... They will no doubt...God I need to get back in shape... They will no doubt inflict massive casualties. It would be wiser to take them one at a time."

Bulldog rolled his eyes, as, despite their ignorance due to their power, they wouldnt risk such a thing, yet he had to ask,"How exactly would we do that?"
Balto grinned before turning in the general direction of Karma.
"HEY YOU, NOOB! One V One me bruh, I dare ya!" Balto smiled to himself, thinking, Delta has taught me well... Across the field, Karma grinned. He would destroy this nooblet, then proceed to his real target... Bulldog. The score would be settled. Once and for all. With one mighty leap, he had bound across the battlefield, landing astride Bulldog and Balto, the malevolent grin still upon his face."Name your terms, Noob."

Before Balto could bring himself to announce said rules, their surrounding's suddenly shifted in a hazy distortion, settling upon a large arena, an fire emblem resting in the middle. Looking around, there were several people seated, each one having the emblem of fire and an clan name beside it. Karma scoffed as he realized what this was. The Knights of the Fire Emblem. "Our fight is not for your entertainment, stay out of this!"A shadow of a figure appeared in the middle of the arena, saying,
"This will be a turn-based fight to the death. Critical hits are allowed. There will be no-" He didnt get to finish his sentence, as both Balto and Karma 360 no-scoped him. However, he only re-formed moments later, a scowl upon his face.

"Stop that! You cant kill a nightmare! "Karma refused to listen, aiming a flashlight at nightmare, whom had become rather angry."That is IT! Next time you sleep, you'll be listening to Barney the dinosaur sing every Just-Ten-Beaver song ever!" Balto then 720 no scoped him, saying, "This is KaWsome! Zeth would love this guy!"
Nightmare appeared once more, long enough to say,"Your next dream, Balto... Your living in Detroit." Before he disappeared.

"I think KotFE takes video games a little too seriously..." Balto muttered, just as some douchy narrator's boice voice echoed around the arena (Lets say, Morgan Freeman?).
"And so, the two are to fight, for victory. For life. Who will win? Who will-"
He was interupted, as some other douchy narrator butted in.
"Hey man I called this!"
Said Patrick Stuart. Sounds of scuffling and punching were heard, as the two fought for narrating rights.

Health bars appeared over both Balto and Karma's head's. Seconds later, an assortment of weaponry fell upon the arena. Swords, axes... Balto lunged towards the nearest he could reach, as did Karma.

Balto came up with a spoon. Karma, however, had a battleaxe, and an evil grin upon his face, as the remainder of weaponry disappeared. Balto gulped, even as the attack symbol hovered over his head. It was his turn. He lunged forward, however he misjudged the distance, and his attack fell short. He was immediately hit by Karma's battleaxe, and 39 of his health point's were taken away. As Karma recovered, Balto took the opportunity to lunge again, this time his spoon connected, dealing .3 damage. By this time, Karma was swinging his axe again, and Balto barely dodged. A message appeared on Balto's screen saying, Your weapon has evolved to [ spork ].

He attacked again, once more dealing a hit, which resulted in 11 damage.Suddenly, Karma's battleaxe connected with his head, dealing a critical blow of 60 damage. Balto knew only a miracle could save him now.
He lunged again, however Karma simply side stepped, causing Balto to land face first in the ground, taking .9 damage. Suddenly, he felt a... Presence, enter his body. It was...Dalton. Balto had now become something akin to a super saiyan, but way less homosexual, as he didnt need to take off his shirt before every battle. His spork took on the form of an Bulldog, which he threw at Karma, dealing a critically critical blow that resulted in 198342384 damage.
"Karma's a , huh Karma?"

Back on the KaW battlefield, Bulldog and the heroes stood around the spot they had vanished in, waiting for... Something. Suddenly, the air shimmered and shook, clearing to reveal... Karma. Karma took two steps forward, before falling to the ground, lifeless, Balto standing behind him."Miss me?" He said with a smirk.Suddenly, a sword burst through Balto's chest, before ripping upward, splitting him nearly in two. As his body fell, there, behind him, was Karma."Miss me? God, I love my stunt double's." He said, kicking the lifeless Karma, whom was obviously a fake, before turning to Balto."And yes... Karma is a ."
Bulldog whispered to Jedi,
"Did he just call himself a ?"
Karma turned.
"OH! Bulldog! I nearly forgot! Where were we... Oh, yes! You were about to die."

To be continued.
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you finally inserted the part I wrote about the narrarator fight!

xXP_3Xx_StormWolf_xXP_3Xx · Feb 17, 2015

DAMMIT BALTO! Stop quoting entire chapters 

xXP_3Xx_StormWolf_xXP_3Xx · May 13, 2015

Need to reboot.

/lock

Balto573 · May 13, 2015

Bulldog said:

Need to reboot.

/lock
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Don't lock yet I have an idea 0.0

joe_ · May 13, 2015

/lock this please

xXP_3Xx_StormWolf_xXP_3Xx · May 13, 2015

joe_ said:

/lock this please
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I am the only one who may /lock this thread, save if I breach the ToU or something. And it happens I already said /lock. So... Your post is irrelevant.

What is it Balto?

xXP_3Xx_StormWolf_xXP_3Xx · Jun 29, 2015

What happened to the /lock? 0.0

--Intellect-- · Jul 6, 2015

Lol wasn't this like at the bottom of Page 7 on active topics?

--Intellect-- · Jul 6, 2015

The spam is real...

slayerbob · Sep 23, 2015

Locked per OP request

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