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Chapter 5
Just as those two forces, the band of heroes and the sluard's, prepared to fight, another force approached. Their leader, Balto, had a mission. To kill the Heroes, Yet, this mission was nothing compared to his true goal. To recover his most prized possession. Godzilla's calf bone. It was delicious. And his employer, Daphnia, had this bone. He and his alts marched, headed toward the battle. Screams were heard, nearly deafening. As they neared, they learned why.
The Sluards king had come.
Nicolas Cage. The Sluard of Sluard's.
He and his royal Slaurd Guard approached the battle, and Balto thought twice of entering such chaos. He deemed it fitting to wait, to see how events would play out. Nicolas cage pulled out a Poke ball, and threw it, yelling,
"I CHOOSE YOU, FAN GIRLS!"
A massive herd of fan girls erupted from the ball and ran towards the Band of heroes to get autographs. There was no way they could withstand such an onslaught. Just as all seemed lost, a bright light split the air.
It was he. The Hero of Legend. The LegendaryHero. The Legend pulled out a gummi bear and used it to No-scope the remaining fan girls, before rushing towards Nicolas Cage himself, drawing his legendary blade, the Animus sword. A Sluard Guard swung at him, but he easily dodged with his Skorpion Shield, before dispatching said guard and throwing his shield all Captain America like, taking out two Sluards at once. The elite Sluard Guard now consisted of only three, half of their original number, which had been the best of the best. Nicolas Cage could sense LegendaryHero's Ogrepowering strength, and so decided to withdraw, opening a portal to Sluard world, he took a step inside before saying,
"Ill be back."
One of the Sluard Guards, Arnold Schwarzenegger,angrily said,
"That iz mah line." Nicolas cage no scoped Arnold and absorbed his essence, taking on a mixture of Cage and Schwarzenegger.
"No. It iz ouw line."
He turned to Legendary before continuing.
"I will haft completelee adsorbed heem by da time we meet ageen. Farewell."
And with that, he left, leaving the rest of the Sluard army to fight.
Balto took this opportunity to order his men to battle. Balto574 charged in with his squadron, which consisted of some Balto clones and noob's. Balto's own guard consisted of pLmparoo, Mercutio, Sean893, Azzaro, Andy427, Yoyodog, Woifie, Narwhal, Acidsniper, Azul, Zeth, Asaseazifi, Justice and his Bond woman Rikkimaru.
Balto knew where he needed to place his forces. Daphina would get what was coming. For now, he needed to tip the scales.
As they were charging, his Guard Zeth pulled out his 9MM handguns and tried to do some mad trickshot's, but he failed horribly, falling onto his face, which granted him a mouth full of dirt.
He quickly rose, brushed himself off and ran over to the Band of Heroes.
"HAI GUYS! IAM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! Please... Sign my 9mm's?"
They all shrugged and signed it, causing Zeth to squeal in delight before jumping in the air.
"Watch me do my mad trickshots!"
He jumped onto the large Mango man fruit thing and jumped into the air, twirling around and firing wildly. Moments later, Jedi yelled in pain. He got shot in the Big toe by Zeth's mad Trickshots.
"QUICKLY, COMRADES! Use the force on me!"
Not konwing what he meant, Bob said,
"We dont know the force!"
"Hold the wound to slow the bleeding, I mean! NOOB!"
As they pulled off his shoe, they saw the horrid wound. It had lightly grazed him.
"Quick guys! Iam bleeding out! Take me home! "
".... It is quite literally a skin wound. It shouldnt even hurt."
As they argued, Balto's forces slammed into the Sluard army.
The noobs of his forces were quickly defeated and strip farmed.
Within minutes, only Balto and his guard's still stood.
Just as the Sluard's were closing in, an army came over the hilltop's. The Legendary Hero League.
They quickly drove off the remaining Sluard's, and as they learned of the Band of Heroes predicament, their purpose there became far more important than EB's. It was war.
To be continued....
