The epic tale of heroic adventurers

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BulIdog said:
HiT__ILovePaige__RaG said:
Sucks to be you, then. I'll make sure to carry lots of change in my pockets to jiggle as I walk by you on the street.
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thanks buddy
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You should write a story about candy it would end up better than this one
 
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BulIdog said:
After a fatal crash, PimD was taken offline. Permanently.

The thirsties in the application took to the streets, waving signs which read "Followz me fir RPzzz".

But alas, the sight of old men deterred any advances. So, they used the holy power of Pizza.Everybody was like

NOM NOM NOM

Using this Pizza they increased their numbers. Few americans could resist.

The most notable of survivors were KaW users, as they knew of the horrid nature of the thirsties.
Bulldog, Jedi_Maestro, slayerbob and Titan_God, The four most amazing peoplez of KaW.

The amazing band of legendary heroes made their way to Chuck Norris's house. There, they made their stand, spraying the thirsties sarcasm and water, shooting them with Potato guns and airsoft rifles.

They went to regroup with Chuck one night, and found him lying in the floor.
Bob was first to talk.
"...Chuck?"
"Arrrghhhj"

Exclamations of surprise emenated throughout the room. He was alive, Chuck cleared his throat.
"R...RP?"
The decemated looks of dread on the face of the survivors cannot be described. They waz way 2 sad face fir de wordZ.

As they were discussing what to do with Chuck, a whirring sound filled the air, and...Ponies? Ponies flew in the sky. They were everywhere. Upon closer inspection they were ridden by 30 year old men, or "Bronies."

4 ponies came to the band of legendary heroic popstar people. One pony strode forth, rode by a 40 year old 529 pound man in a tiara. It fumbled under the weight.
The man said,

"I, am princess Hufflepuff, of the Pony legions. Surrender yourselves at once, or face annihilation."
Jedi shouldered his Candy Cane cannon (Left over from christmas) and no-scoped Hufflepuff, the Pony queen.

The pony army opened fire, and rainbows, butterflies and sunshine shot upon the heroes.
Bob prayed to his ogrelord...
Shrek.

The immense power of his belief in Shrek summoned the ogre himself.
He roared a mighty roar, as he threw onion grenades into the air, spraying the Ponies in onion juice, making them cry and go home to Momma.

The power let off from the battle opened a portal...
To...
Nerdtopia.
Hundreds, thousands, then millions streamed through, from Star Trek fans and Heavy gamers to Math Geeks and Scientists.

Just then, Jedi realized he had a limited edition flock of Goku's hair. His face paled as the nerds smelled the amazingness of Goku.
They all lunged at the Band of heroes.

The last they saw was the Pony hordes firing into the crowd with sparkly rainbow sunshine.
Then...Nothing.


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End Chapter 1
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you forgot about me the most amazing kaw player by the way shrek can be love and life but Balto can be death and despair.
 
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Btw Balto it's only been like 2 months how'd you manage to gain over 1k post over me :evil:
 
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Chapter 3



The band of heroes had disbanded, going into hiding. They had each gone to seperate clans. This, is their story.

Bulldog and his allies were battling he, Calydor, and just as the beast was felled, what was first taken as a Centaur flew in, but, upon a closer look, was a .... Pony? Yes... A pony, ridden by an overweight middle aged man, in a tutu and a tiara. The same one from...Before.

Flashes of past battles... Nightmares... Bronies... It all flashed before his eyes, in only moments.

Adust pointed his finger at the foremost of their ranks.
"I, am princess Adust, of the Brony legions! Surrender yourselves at once, for bronification!"

The faces of Bulldog and his men paled, then flushed with anger. They could not let themselves be humiliated by such a force as bronies, and ponies.

One of their longest and foremost of allies, Bella, Heloed in and started no-scoping the Brony-ponies. They stood in awe of her no scoping Fabulousness.

Just as she finished a trickshot, a man came, pointed at bella and said,

"YOUR KARMA BILL IS DUE, NOOBLET!"

The man let off a Ka me ha me ha, and bella was no more. Bulldog and his men knew they could not stand against such a force, and retreated to... Acetown.

However, The Karma guy and the Pony legions followed them in quick pursuit. They called in Sandy Claws to lend them his Gangster mobile, and he arrived shortly later, as he had been in the area looking for ho ho ho's.

As they arrived in Acetown, they set up defensive positions, and over the horizon, they saw the man.

As he approached, the man stood just outside Acetown, Sword in hand, and Bulldog drew his own blade, going out to meet him. As he approached, he heard a third person.

The Karma guy grinned, as he hefted his sword and lunged at Bulldog. Just then, a massive rumbling shook around them, throwing the Karma guy off balance and causing him to miss Bulldog. As he turned towards the origin of the sound, he saw... Acetown? Acetown had grown into a massive Town-person-Godzilla-Type-Deal.

Acetown lifted one of its massive feet and hovered it over Karma, giving him enough time to say,

"Mother..." Before he was squished. Cheers rose from the men, as the battle was seemingly over. Then, Acetown shook violently as it began crumbling. Its chest blew apart to reveal...

Karma.

Bulldogs allies fell off the town, plummeting to the earth. He was alone in this battle. He could not win. He fell to his knees, and sent a final prayer to his God... Titan_God.....

Just then, the skies parted, to reveal...

Titan God Himself.
"My lord! You are here to save me! Thank you!"

Titan God chuckled as he lifted a large bag of Heaven popcorn.
"Nah, I just wanna watch. Looks interesting"


Bulldog wept as Karma approached him. It was over... Suddenly, the ground opened up and out came a large green pipe, and out of that came a plumber.
"Its a-ah me-ah, Mario-ah!"

Mario looked at Karma, and instantly left, calling for his, "MAMA MIA!!!"
Bulldog took that opportunity to get outta dodge. Never did he speak of the events which had occured, but whenever someone would speak of the KaW massacre, or KaW for that matter, his eyes would darken, and he had the craving for some cupcakes. He didnt return to KaW, until one day...

Then, one day, years later, heavy beating came onto his door. He rose from his chair, knowing this was it. That Karma beast had found him. With a wary hand he opened the door to see his old Band of adventuring heroes.

Bob, Jedi...Titan. But there were new ones too. A man, wielding a Saber... And one whom seemed all too familiar.
"Bulldog, this is Saber, Eagle and Acetown. We need your help."

To be continued...
 
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