Hello forums. In a sudden flash of inspiration today, I thought I'd make a parody of my favorite karaoke song for our lovely legend promo eb, the Voracious Dreadmoth, the Dream Eater. Put to Bobby Darin's timeless classic, "Dream Lover." Dream Eater Every night I hope and pray A dream eater will come my way A moth to kill with my spies And see the light fade from her eyes 'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah) A moth (yeah-yeah, yeah) To call (yeah-yeah, yeah) My own (yeah-yeah) I want a dream eater So I can finally save Holm Dream eater, where are you With your wings, oh, so blue* And your death, oh, I was told Will make the Fae king break his hold 'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah) A moth (yeah-yeah, yeah) To call (yeah-yeah, yeah) My own (yeah-yeah, yeah) I want a dream eater So I can finally save Holm Someday, I don't know how** I hope you'll hear my plea Some way, I do know how You'll earn back Holm for me Dream eater, until then I'll search the woods, and fight again That's the only thing to do Till all my kingdom's dreams come true 'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah) A moth (yeah-yeah, yeah) To call (yeah-yeah, yeah) My own (yeah-yeah, yeah) I want a dream eater So I can finally save Holm Dream eater, until then I'll search the woods, and fight again That's the only thing to do Till all my kingdom's dreams come true 'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah) A moth (yeah-yeah, yeah) To call (yeah-yeah, yeah) My own (yeah-yeah) I want a dream eater So I can finally save Holm Please don't make me be alone I beg you please make me be with Holm No, I don't wanna be alone - Fin - *At least, diabolical is blue. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ **probably all the clanging we're doing, yes, but I didn't want to spoil the eb flavortext Yeah. I might have an unofficial mancrush on Holm or something now. 😉 Only time will tell!