The church of distance

Omg ur right! Ummm maybe holy tablet. Since its here i could call it the thread of light.

 

I wonder how many people will see the bible part and just think im preaching without reading any lol.

 

Much of the chapters further on are some of the foulest things ive ever written.

 

Probably cant post em here anyway lol

 

Niuean i didnt eat the whole thing. I saved some for u .

 

Its cooked in a chicken broth base with broccoli and red potatoes. So tender it falls apart when you touch it w a fork. R u sure u dont want some of ur puppy? Its really nummy.

 

No he appeared before me as a naked redhead straight from my bondage porn clip and told me to write his new book. He insisted even after i told him how lazy i was.

 

1) seek not moderation
2) suffer not boredome
3) live for the moment
4) intefere not with another's pleasure unless you are getting paid or unless its really funny.
5) commit adultry as often as possible. Theres a reason ur naughty bits give you a happy.
6) be entertaining at all times. God may be watching. Dont make him change the channel.
7) im too lazy to write three more... Um dont kill people and stuff.