Why would you lock a thread by benny? Regardless of how pointless, it's benny. We need this in forums, it's our only hope.
You dropped me because I'm going to be gone all weak? You narwhal I'm sayin? This one's for you cow. I'll put some heifer into your joke. *sound of sobbing* I'll go.
There is no need for a moderator to lock this. This along with the comments provided by the players is a good read.