'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the land, Not an alliance was stirring, not even blackhand. The knights polished armour and spies slid into the haze, Awaiting their presents, enough crystals for days! The kingdoms were silent as they awaited the one, Who comes in the night to bring mayhem and fun. With a cloak of red, and beard white as apheriuns hair, He is known to the kingdoms as Santa Kaws the fair! At the sky A wandering villager does happen to glance, And sees something incredible, which then chose to advance. "Go now claydor you fool, lest on you I feast!" the rider exclaimed to his monstrous beast. 'Twas Santa Kaws, come riding his magnificent steed, Here with crystals for all, a most marvellous deed. "why aren't you resting your head, asleep in your home?" And suddenly he was back in his bed, no more to roam. Santa Kaws climbs on his hog, a most wonderful sight, And began to deliver the gifts in the night. If you hear the thumping of hooves in your land, Santa Kaws has come, with your crystals in hand. Merry Kawristmas!
So I had a dream last night that YAFI strip farmed me for posting this. :lol: This is not meant to offend any members of YAFI lol. It is a joke on their recent forum thread title. I can't wait to see the trolls get me for this one XD (sorry if it turns out grainy or blurry, it was a scan of a copy of the origional. :? ) Allow me to explain something, for those of you who care. This stemmed from two things: 1. My frustration that I was wearing shorts two days before Christmas. Seriously?? That is why the girl in the back is wearing earmuffs in the desert. Then again some fellow clanmates recently reminded me that it is currently summer in the southern hemisphere. So it is still Christmasy! :evil: 2. My frustration after my clan epically failed a Vipers Den unlock. It was kind of embarrasing how badly we did That regenerating attaack bar was a killer! Don't get me wrong I had a ton of fun just chatting with my clan! But I poured gold and real money into pots, xtals, mith, and nobs, all wasted! Which is why you will notice Arkosa running away with all of my attack pots, xtals, and the emoji sack of gold :3 Arkosa is a dirty pot stealer!!!! :evil: The anonymous KaWer in the back is wearing equip from the Skorpios Epics that I don't have but wish I did. So, this was basically me ranting on my dissapointments in life through a picture. That is all. Happy Holidays and Happy KaWing! P.S. If anyone out there is an artist, I would appreciate any professional advice and CONSTRTUCTIVE critisism that doesn't involve comments like "Wow you are terrible!"
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