So You've Clogged Somebody Else's Toilet

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zethryr, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. That was honestly one of the funniest stories I've ever read.
     
  2. To Dream the Impossible Dream, and Flush the unflushable stink pickle.
     
  3. Shameless bump. Same as bumping the god turd with a wooden spoon or wire coat hanger, in hopes of unplugging the toilet.
     
  4. I cloggeds my girlfriend's toilet on our first date, I freaked out big time!!! there was no plunger in bathroom, so I used my hand to unclog it, as I was unclogging the toilet with my hand my wedding ring fell off and swoosh right down it went with my poop. Needless to say my girlfriend had her exhusbands ring so I used it, and it's fit perfectly ever since.
     
  5. Men will do desperate things to save face after poop.