Silent Mornings

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Asurion, Oct 24, 2014.

  1. I've been thinking, I wake up. Get out of my brilliant bed. And then drink coffee. Drinking the same coffee day in and day out, gets kind of boring. I need something new, something exciting. Share what you do on your silent mornings.

    This is short, I might edit later.
     
  2. Coffee and Meth.
     
  3. Bacon. Try bacon.
     
  4. Turkey bacon? Deer bacon? Bacon bacon?
     
  5. Moose, i prefer venison.
     
  6. Play the fiddle
     
  7. For me, mornings are a use affair. Here is my moosey schedule
    1 wake up
    2. Feed and potty dogs
    3. Feed cat
    4. Pack Wife a lunch for work
    5. Cook breakfast (eggs fried in bacon greas)
    6. Start wife's diesel truck so its warm when she get in.
    7. Review my work schedule and make client calls for the day.
    8. Touch base with forums
    9. Drive off to work my self
     
  8. I've experienced this problem.

    I wake up, roll out of my not so amazing but still amazing bed, drink chocolate milk. The same chocolate milk, day in and day out. It gets boring.

    So how about we switch drinks?
     
  9. Is there anything you know, special about your chocolate milk?
     
  10. Try something different.

    Have a glass of goat milk and a couple of elk antler pills. (They are wonderful stuff, even if they smell like ass)
     
  11. Fiddler! Missed you :3
     
  12. Never left, just used a different account.
     
  13. Well you didn't tell meh! >.< and I don't have some amazing morning routine.
     
  14. Wake up awesomely
    Be extra awesome while checking phone.
    Eat an awesome breakfast (varies from eggs with awesome sauce to awesome oats cereal)
    Get dressed in awesome clothes
    Awesomely let out my awesome dog
    Awesomely ride to school
     
  15. Awesome :lol:
     
  16. But xtreme you're everything but awesome :p
     
  17. I wake up, check kaw. Put breakfast on an check kaw, eat breakfast check kaw prep for shower check kaw then get dressed an check kaw then I run errands then check kaw an repeat checking kaw thruout the day
     
  18. Coffee and cigarettes, are my only escape i'll have my cup of joe, my pack of ciggs and i'd be heading downtown at 6am.


    Coffee and cigarettes can never do you wrong mate.
     
  19. Yes it's flavored by Troll Urine straight from a sleeping giant I found.
     
  20. Wait so is it troll urine or giant urine?