saltys tips for suxes: getting chicks

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by saltyfeet, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Mi nome is Saltyfeet nd eye am dum
     
    #21 Davey_Jones, Mar 25, 2015
  2. Instructions unclear. Currently incarcerated in a federal prison for getting a teacher drunk, etc.. 
     
    #22 lpokinuggg, Mar 25, 2015
  3. Lmao!! This is funny haha  you better take notes kids
     
    #23 illunis, Mar 25, 2015
  4. I was without any relationship forever i spent lonely nights but then it all turned around after I read saltys guide to chicks. Now I get a different girl every week.i recommend taking dat advise
     
    #24 pinkfluffygoat, Mar 25, 2015
  5. So you're advice is basically hit the gym? 

    Copping a feel every three years don't count salty. Ladies man you ain't.
     
    #25 O_o_____Frog____o_0, Mar 25, 2015
  6. You sell search engine optimization, social media marketing, strategic advertising campaigns. Trying to understand your angle.
     
    #26 iiiIiieociIiiiwillferrelliiIii, Mar 25, 2015
  7. take prospective lady on a first date to eat ice cream cone..if she grosses you out leave immediately..if she makes you "stand at attention" procede to take her on real date
     
    #27 JoHnEdEE, Mar 25, 2015
  8. Envious
     
    #28 saltyfeet, Mar 25, 2015
  9. Im glad i jelp u. ( eben tho i just posted this guide this mornin and u been having chicks for weeks)
     
    #29 saltyfeet, Mar 25, 2015
  10. Also, ebery thread asking for explanations and/or whining. Dont folou this path kids. This wont get u any chicks. Right frog?
     
    #30 saltyfeet, Mar 25, 2015
  11. Also, my guide is severels steps. U only read 1. Read more AND follow those steps and YOU'll upgrade to inflatable gerl.
     
    #31 saltyfeet, Mar 26, 2015
  12. I'm pretty sure this server is English... Someone care to inform me which dialect of moron this is?
     
    #32 -OW_OdysseuS_WN-, Mar 26, 2015
  13. Can't think of anyone but Dakota Johnson when I read this :lol:
     
    #33 -Tristan-, Mar 26, 2015
  14. Lol girls like guys who speak English properly 
     
    #34 NinjaFresh, Mar 26, 2015
  15. I have had more girlfriends than all of your past lives combined.
     
    #35 catschrodinger, Mar 26, 2015
  16. So 0x0=0? So....
     
    #36 Rikkimaru, Mar 26, 2015
  17. Past lives? So 0 gerls uh?
     
    #37 saltyfeet, Mar 26, 2015
  18. Just a tip. Learn English. Make girls like you better.
     
    #38 catschrodinger, Mar 26, 2015
  19. Gerls find grammar fascists dull, boring.
     
    #39 saltyfeet, Mar 26, 2015
  20. Salty still does this
     
    #40 GoldenTroll, Mar 26, 2015
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