Roast me

No you snow noob

 

If you were run over by an 18 Wheeler, nobody would care.

 

You look like you were shot in the face with a 12 Gauge Shotgun multiple times.

 

Op attack 21/22 pinned!

"Soldiers, we found an enemy Kingdom named Dragonborn! Blast him!!!"

Chargeeeeee!

 

You look like Eugene from Preacher.

 

Ya momma got one big leg & one little leg... they call the chick Eileen.

 

Nice.

 

Skyrim does suck

 

As if ur some legend

 

make a thread, leech. :roll:

 

I am not a leech, more of a tick....

 

Your a dragon who was born. Oh and ur ugly too

 

Chicken, Lamb or Pork roast?

 

Wordwater is way more chic.

 

You have 2500 battle losses

 

Wordwater aspires to be me

 

once one has achieved the level of greatness i have, there is nothing left to aspire to. one simply basks in the praise of ones worshipers while looking down at the masses to mock their pathetic struggles.

oh look. down near the bottom. an ant with purple eyelashes trying to climb above her lowly station. how amusing.