I think Cyn should win woman of the year with that hair. You like pantene gave you your own commercial. "Wanna have long, thick, and sexy hair? Use pantene" Does the surgery hurt?
After the years of seeing you write stuff in kaw. I actually thought you were a Middle Aged woman who works at Walmart ... Turns out I was right. That beautifully long blonde hair certainly looks good.. It has as much grace as you'd expect on the face of a ogre.
Are you the secret member of the long haired family boy band Hanson? The one they don't talk about, the one who was kept locked in the basement and fed on rotten fish heads? I'm glad you escaped, I always found your brothers a bit creepy. Mmmbop bro, mmmbop.
You're so ugly. When u was born the doctor had to travel back in time 50 generation to slap your great great x50 grand father for having such bad genes
You look like the kid in high school you treat nicely in hopes he doesn't shoot you. If you smiled, you'd probably look like the love child of Gary Busey and Meryl Streep