Roast Me

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ISS_CynderStryke_ISS, Feb 19, 2016.

  1.  REKT
     
  2. Must be why you look like the wet fart of someone with baby powder between their cheeks
     
  3. What can I say about Cyn that a dog's butt hasn't already? Nothing! Seriously though, I've heard this guy is pretty good, only to find out what he is alluding to....sweeping floors! You couldn't qualify a lead to save your life :lol:
     
  4. Hey why did you post a picture of a dog in your thread?
     
  5. You ruined it with the stuff after talking about how he's a dog
     
  6. And here we have the actual embodiment of what 99.9% of Kaw Players look like lol
     
  7. hawt?
     
  8. Oh yes baby.
     
  9. Whenever you need to get away from all of the abuse you find yourself alone listening to Porcupine Tree - The Start of Something Beautiful.
     
  10. You actually just have a full Porcupine Tree set of playlists for your full spectrum of emotions because you're a sensitive prog metalhead.
     
  11. 
     
  12. your hair looks like a half peeled corn husk
     
  13. In 5 years you'll be the epitome of alcohol and self loathing.
     
  14. I didn't know you were a Hanson brother ....
     
  15. Thought u was a kaw girl. . Guess that's what u guys rping. Bahaha
     
  16. There's a reason cyn didn't post a full body pic. He's been eating too much of a certain type of cake. Whatever you do bro, Stay on kaw and stay outta trouble... You'd make a cellmate very happy. What's up with the guys that grow out long hair to make up for lack of length elsewhere? Good thing cyn is a great kaw warrior and good guy otherwise he wouldn't have much going for him.
     
  17. You look like a discount version of Garth from Wayne's world.
     
  18. You qualify like a noob.....
     
  19. Garbage threads are usually written by garbage players, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised to see one by Cynderella over here.

    I've seen... Better.. Stuff written by... She who shall not...be.. Named..

    Seriously dude, you need to lay off the "holier than thou, I'm a legend in my own god damn mind" attitude, because you know what? You're antiquated. Over the hill. Ain't all that or a bag of chips brah. Nobody hits each other anymore, that ship sailed a long time ago. The sooner you start hitting those epic battles the sooner you can get those fairy wings and pink tutu to go with those godlilocks.

    Man..

    You're a fairytale