If I say the truth no one would believe me, if I say a lie no one would believe me, if I say ANYTHING, no one would believe me, if I say NOTHING, a paradox will destroy the universe, so... What should I say to make the INTERNET believe me?
Nice observation, but this isn't ironic. Eating roadkill because of lack of financial wealth is understandable. If his username was related to exorbitant wealth, however, then the topic would be ironic.
I've eaten roadkill, it's just like regular kill, except it's on the road. It'd be cool if we killed other animals like this to eat them. Imagine working at the slaughter house and they put you in a car to hit chickens or cows... That'd be fun as hell! Maybe not hitting cows, that sounds dangerous. But chicken would be nice