Riddles

Not the answer I'm looking.

 

Riddle me this, riddle me that, tell me who's afraid of the big black....
*Starts hardcore osu stream*

 

What has a head but never eats
Has a bed but never sleeps
Always runs but has no feets?

 

A river. I assume you meant sleeps

 

You got it. Fixed it.

 

Nunu, and you guys are idiots

 

That's quite a long name.

I can also imagine she may have some difficulty making friends in school:

"Hi, welcome to the second grade. What's your name?"

". . . ."

 

If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?

 

A secret?

 

Yep, that's correct!

What starts with “P”, ends with “E”, and has more than 1000 letters?

 

all I could think of is picture

 

Idiot. "Mary's father has 5 daughters"
The fifth is Mary

 

A postal office?

 

Correct!

 

One is the grandfather, one is the father, one is the son. The father being also a father and a son.

What was the captains name

 

What starts with an E, ends with an E and only has one letter in it?

 

Whats small but you always say is large?

 

I can't say *moonface*