Riddles

Snail or muscle?

 

yup snail!

 

whats black, white and red all over lol?

 

I feel it's a ruler using imperial measurements and of a length longer than 12 inches

 

A TS gang member.

 

it can also be a ruler but my answer was a snail. and nope to the other one.

 

A penguin in a blender?

 

What's worse than 10 cats in a blender?

 

correct or a penguin rolling down a cliff lol

 

the blender being too small?

 

Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?

 

dad, step dad 1 son ( but a son to both so kinda 2 sons?)

 

1 cat in 10 blenders.

 

Three generations

 

A newspaper

 

The answer is: Sound.

 

That's a good one.

 

Nobody has answered mine.
The answer was holes.

New riddle... If an only child sees a picture of his mother's brother's dad's grandson, who is it?

 

Himself or a cousin.

What is the only thing when you find out you have it, you've already lost it.

 

Dementia?