He types with the spelling of a 2nd grader because in the holy KaWble, it is said in Verse 45 of the New Kingdom that, "If the Saltyfeet shall speak words with perfect grammar, the very earth itself will shake in shock, and in doing unleash the mighty wrath of Spragga. This is the reason why I have cursed this creature with a vocabulary so small and grammar so bad, even some of the great forum translators cannot comprehend it. May we never know what may be unleashed from the depths if this magnificent creature finds his words."
Did salty just use perfect English? Never thought I'd see the day btw salty is a good troll, tron is just garbage.