Really, stupid mage? really?

Walk in 3 circles a diameter of 3 meters. Then walk in 3 3'x3' squares. Then do this backwards exactly where you stepped before.

 

No no no for 100% success always enchant at Moe's with at least 6 Duffs in your belly.

 

You see my equip? I maxed my exo in a week. I have 1424 inferno that I can't use right now. If you need your equipment maxed and you need it fast follow these simple guidelines**

1. Buy my book for 3.99$
2. Read my book
3. Download my free* audio book from iTunes and Google Play

*surcharge of .59c applies. Aswell as proof of purchase for book is required.
**process requires at least 12 animal sacrifices and 2 other incriminating acts.

 

Also my post is in no way accurate and is for entertainment purposes only. Not intended as solicitation as book does not exist.

 

The mage is a stoner. The dumb ass even warns you he is GOING TO FAIL.

 

Butt hurt much?