I think you both need to use the dictionary more often to learn how to spell, you do realize words mean different things when they are spelled incorrectly the way you type them... Here are a few examples from just one page. Also you should note a dictionary is referenced, not read. It does not have a plot.
No farmers hire my allies get 2 attacks off on me by then I've bought another rinse repeat they give me gold
I'm slowly assimilating into their culture. I hope to close in on their leaderboards soon, at which point I will enact the master plan. be praised