...wait for it. it's coming. takes a while to work its way through the colon, you'll smell it when it gets here
Hey you're smart lol ...that was a lot faster then I thought it would be LOLOL ahhhhh ...I love the smell of butthurt in the morning
It's a very distinct odor lol ...not just the odor of fecal matter mind you but a mixture of 1 part fecal 2 parts shame
99% on topic. Not a single post has been off topic, other than you falsely claiming the thread was off topic. And it will continue to be on topic until Todd admits that he is obsessed with my sweet post skills and is constantly looking for excuses to argue with me because of the man crush he has on me. #justletushaveourfun
...I'm sensing another bowel movement somewhere in KAW lol Youll smell it when it gets here
BACON LOVE STORY PART 1... ....long ago, far far away beyond the valley of the butthurt unicorns some giant monkeys ruled over the creatures of a magical forest. the forest was a good forest but was veiled by darkness and evil because of bad creatures who didn't know how to do their jobs properly. the two worst of these creatures were a moose and a wulf ...the moose and the wulf loved to pick on the most innocent and good willed creatures of this magical forest...Mainly Your hero the Pig!!!! This brave and noble pigs name was Todd and all Todd wanted was for the other creatures of the magical forest to see beyond the veil of darkness and IGNORANCE and to see the world as it really was!! ...but the monkeys and their pions the moose and the wulf wouldn't leave the poor noble pig alone! ...but ahhhh little did they know the pig was more magical then they were!!! You see every time they tried to silence the pig the pig magically split in two!!!! So over time (about 6 years) the pig that was one became MANY!!! ...too many for the wulf and moose to silence!!! The monkeys who ruled over the forest eventually saw the errors of their ways and banished the wulf and the moose from the forest to the valley of the butthurt unicorns where they now live... .....stay tuned for parts 2-347
What the heck goes through your mind, Todd. Like seriously what the heck did I just read. I'm extremely ashamed to have read that, and that my mind is scarred from that.... story or whatever that was.
Part 2.... ...also living in the forest was a fairy who had the powers of a scribe and some mangy dog who really didn't have any magical powers at all. he was small and too stupid to house train so he just followed the fairy around licking his mangy balls. the fairy and the mangy dog were sooooo jealous of our Hero the Pig but they couldn't figure how to dis-spell the noble pigs magical powers!!! So they sat in the fairies parents basement and drank beer to pass away the time ...eventually the fairy and the mangy dog fell in love with each other!!!.... ....stay tuned for part 3
Better than Suzanne, but he's no AJ. He's basically JK Rowling of Fantasy books. Not as great as Tolkien(AJ), but not as bad as Rick Riordan(Suzanne).