Never Ever Ceasefire- Song Parody

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sean893

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Original Song name: We are never getting back together (By Taylor Swift)

Never ever cease fire



I remember when we PVP’ed, the first time
Saying “This is it, I’ve had enough,” ‘cause like
We hadn’t hit each other for a month
When you said you’re retiring (What?)

Then you go to complain in forums,
Saying “This guy is farming me, please help me!” ‘and then
I took incomings from 10 people
And they say “Please stop farming him.”

Oo-oooh-ooh, you broke my heart again today (yeah)
But oo-oooh-ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you

I will never ever ever ceasefire,
I will never ever ever ceasefire,
You go ask people for help, and then they hit me
But I will never ever ever ever ceasfire.

Like….ever

I’m really gonna miss you for this,
And me falling for your painful lies,
And you would hide behind your friend’s shield
With some pots and allies I’ve yet to strip

Oo-oooh-ooh, you broke my heart again today (yeah)
But oo-oooh-ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you

I will never ever ever ceasefire,
I will never ever ever ceasefire,
You go ask people for help, and then they hit me (Hit me)
But I will never ever ever ceasefire.

Oo-ooo-ooh, oo-ooo-ooh (yeah), oo-ooo-ooh!
Oh oh oh

I used to think that you are a great fighter
And I used to say “Never say never”

Uggg…so he texts me up and he’s like “Let’s 1v1 together!”
And I’m like… “I’m just...Don’t try to ask me for another CF, you know, like
I will never ceasefire. Like, ever!”

YEAH!!!!

I will never ever ever ceasefire
I will never ever ever ceasefire
You go ask people for help, and then they hit me (Hit me)
But I will never ever ever ever cease fire.

I, oo-oooh-ooh
Oo-oooh-ooh never ceasefire (I)
Oo-oooh-ooh
Oo-oooh-ooh, never ceasefire

You go ask people for help, and they hit me
But I will never ever ever ever…cease fire.


-THE END-
 
Dear Forumers, what I'm trying to mean about the song is that:

1: I and a person used to hit each other on a 1v1 PvP
2: "This is it, I've had enough" means that I cannot stand anymore of that person's words in the present
3: On the past, the person said he wanted to retire, so I stopped hitting him.
4: Then one day(I thought he's really retiring), the person complained in forums yelling about me farming him, so the crowd decided to farm me. That is the moment when I thought that I and the person are always going to be a 1v1, now it's not.
5: When I took incomings from 10 people and noticed the person yelling in forums, I figured out the person was now lying. He broke my heart.
6: I decided to then farm him for a lifetime and never ceasefire.

And so I hereby apologize if my song doesn't rhyme. If you guys can't take it, I'll wall a moderator to delete. Not lock, but delete it.

Hopefully that answers your questions of wondering how the words will rhyme!
 
It's funny more than anything. A little amusement at the cost of your embarrassment. It happens to the best of us 
 
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