need financial advice

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by imaflirt2014, Nov 3, 2014.

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  1. pls u can work for me i am maker
     
  2. Network marketing is a good option. The company I work for is great. I am my own boss and literally throw parties for a living. Its not just a business for women. Our top salesman is a guy. Went from homeless to a millionaire in 2 years. We sell weight loss coffee among other herbal drinks. Follow me for more info. :)
     
  3. Rob a bank :-D
     
  4. Buy bubble gum and sell it to the homeless for 50c a piece. Easy profit.
     
  5. Ez profit ez lyf
     


  6. Brilliant idea
     
  7. Actually as long as you only rob one branch you will probsbly get away with it. It's the thirds who get greedy and go after 4 and set up a pattern that get caught.
     
  8. True story:

    A guy in my town robbed a bank, got away and lived less than 2 blocks away from the bank. He returned 48 hours later to hit the same bank, ended up meeting the police chief in the bank. The robber pulled his gun, and the police chief shot him, robber dead.

    I don't advise doing anything illegal at a bank.. But this was the talk of the town all summer.
     
  9. is EZ 2 maek monee in free EZ stepz;

    1) grab a fork
    2) put in da mycrowave
    3) cook 4 fortee minuts.
     
  10. You need to have a college degree to do this.

    From the looks of things OP doesn't have anything close to a high school diploma.
     
  11. ill probably just set up a ponzi or prymaid scheme after investing in selling marijuana for a few years after a few paychecks at work
     
  12. You just broke the RoC
     
  13. lel nup, u need 2 be mlg 2 sell dat dank kush
     
  14. Work at the morgue.

    Wait, youre.not a necrophiliac?

    Sorry thats what i normally do

    Especially the dead babies
     
  15. Easy four steps to escape poverty;
    1. Go find a job
    2. Don't get sacked
    3. Earn money
    4. Kill yourself

    There you go you aren't poor anymore.
     
  16. 2edgy4me
     
  17. I love how op comes to forums for advice then, picks the most ignorant thing in the worl. I know I'll scam people and sell drugs, then when I get caught and put in jail you can blame society. It was to hard for you to get money. Such lame excuses, be a productive citizen and work for it. The easy way out never turns out good in the long run.
     
  18. Probably a Obama phone.
     
  19. Sell ur main acct. Duh
     
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