Valentine's mole, embedded deep within the bowels of IDD, proceeded to release Intel relating to yesterday's super bowl: The St. Louis Seahawks throttled the Calgary Canucks in the 2015 super bowl by the score of 33-1. The Seahawks star midfielder, Elvis Frankenstein, scored 17 home runs to clinch the match for the winning side. He eschewed the typical mvp celebration of going to Disneyland, and will instead elope with with prince andrew to a private island in the carribian.