my ex gfs

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  1. Its prob a girl whose 20%african,20%american,20%indian,20%korean and 20% mexican
     
    #41 Surgery, Mar 21, 2015
  2. I bet under 5% of the world makes over 200k USD/year. Probably even less
     
    #42 TERRA, Mar 21, 2015
  3. 
     
    #43 Surgery, Mar 21, 2015
  4. I wonder what that Vaseline squirt bottle In that pictures is used for
     
    #44 AshesOfEden, Mar 21, 2015
  5. Well I would imagine his skin would get quite dry due to increased surface area which would allow for increased water evaporation. So he needs to keep moisturized.
     
    #45 TERRA, Mar 21, 2015
  6. Is that a hot pocket coming outta the printer? @terra
     
    #46 saltyfeet, Mar 21, 2015
  7. Why are you asking me?
     
    #47 TERRA, Mar 21, 2015
  8. It IS a hot pocket.. And he's happy to see u Terra
     
    #48 AshesOfEden, Mar 21, 2015
  9. Is that a hot pocket or are you just happy to see me??

    Wait that doesn't even make sense
     
    #49 TERRA, Mar 21, 2015
  10. Don't tell me you have never used that line on ur junior high cafeteria!!!!
     
    #50 AshesOfEden, Mar 21, 2015
  11. There's alot of people in the world, so yeah. There's also alot of countries in poverty. It's not hard to make 200k a year, you just have to be dedicated
     
    #51 iDeception, Mar 21, 2015
  12. I wonder how long it has been since hot pocket printer boy has seen his floppy disk?
     
    #52 No_0B, Mar 21, 2015
  13. I am SO dedicated.. Check this out..

    6-9am: "Barrista" at Starbucks.. Making watered down Americanos

    9-10am: Kaw Break

    10-1pm: Stock shelves at Costco.. I work out..

    1-2pm: Kaw Break

    2-6pm: "Customer Service Rep" at a phone company.. "Let me put you on hold"

    6-7pm: KaW Break

    7-10pm: Greeter at Wal-Mart.. I just pretend to be a vet so that nobody messes with me

    10-11pm: KaW Break

    11-2am: male gigolo

    2-4am: You don't want to know

    ...and I still don't pull 200G's per year..
     
    #53 AshesOfEden, Mar 21, 2015
  14. Best of ^
     
    #54 saltyfeet, Mar 21, 2015
  15. Funny.... I make 250k $1.
     
    #55 Anita_Bonghit, Mar 21, 2015
  16. Salty I thought you were retiring
     
    #56 IllIll_BlackHandLegion_IllIlI, Mar 21, 2015
  17. I think she was bragging in my wall about her money not long ago. :lol: yeah. Bragging TO ME! Bahahaha
     
    #57 saltyfeet, Mar 21, 2015
  18. Anyway, going back to my gfs

    Most of them were real hot. And were truly beautiful on the inside. Sometimes i think about the what ifs...
     
    #58 saltyfeet, Mar 21, 2015
  19. What if that condom didn't break
     
    #59 AshesOfEden, Mar 21, 2015
  20. My ex gf's have stabbed, shot, murdered, impregnated, and married me. Just awful stuff.
     
    #60 Anita_Bonghit, Mar 21, 2015
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