I very much enjoy this parody MOOSE Still though there is something to your eb that hits back. The unpredictability n twist would jazz up the eb community. Let the MODS in on the fun n be behind the scenes n do some hitting. Add in more wandering villagers..heck go outta da box with where as the eb dives on weak ppl. I find it hilarious though how many ppl r taking this thread seriously. IMO that in itself shows ur parody has generated the responses it has n how novel this is. Keep on makin threads n keep KaW fun
But moose. You forgot one. Last EB hit instantly drops all of your build/ BFE/ BFA/ PP/ ally slots/ Reset bonuses/ badges
For future lands expansion I would like one of the unused areas become "The Disputed Lands". These lands would be won or lost in war... Along with any buildings you place.
I would like to see the option for a clan bank that you contribute to say clan sets a percentage you will be taxed per hit it could be set at a max of 25% it could be used to fund strips etc not to buy lands. So any allies bought by bank would be dropped and only a percentage given back
Why do people keep saying an eb that hits back. Your poor soldiers and spies die everytime you send them into battle. They already give their all for your every whim. They die for your arrogance and greed. They die to honour your nobs in hte. They die everytime you attack an eb. They die because someone else has a big mouth. They die because you decide to be an ass for a day. And now you want an eb of all things to hit them, whilst you refuse to lead them into battle. Hit a player and use them wisely. Make their sacrifice worthwhile. Why would anyone want an eb that kills their own forces. May as well have a sacrifice to the Mage option. Sacrifice so many troops for a greater chance of success enchanting. That's not a suggestion btw. Now go and kill slay and massacre. Let your troops die with dignity and honour. Lest they forever more be lost as fairies for the love of gold.
Alright for you complaining about the gap, there is none. You can't just expect to be up with the big people in few months. Either work hard or spend. Thats why there has to be a gap for LB. Give incentive to spend.
On a serious note. (Ya I know it's a troll thread lol) what about a crew system like we used in gaw. Not quite sure how you guys handle your osws here cuz I'm a little to new to kaw (again), but it seems with the size of these osws some kinda crew system would be quite beneficial. Add a few tweaks like the ability to start a new crew (we begged and begged for this in gaw, it was kinda random as to when a whole new crew was created) benefits of being in a crew: obviously being able to communicate with other members of same crew. Could effectively set plans sign a few members of other clans. Inc hits show up in all members of that crews news so it offers a little protection for ppl sleeping (though a 3hr time limit of a crew being active handicaps that some, as it should tho) ditch the ally chat and bring crews to kaw.
Every time someone gets silenced, their name gets put at the top of the battle list until silence is up. Their banner gets changed to Stfu Newb and you earn 100,000x plunder for the pinning hit.