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-WillyTheDeuce- said:
What's this thread you have posted to everyone Bob?

Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in forum studies, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends.

I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire community. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth.

Don't you think you might be enhancing someone's feelings posting such quality over the internet? Think about it, Bob.

As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your recruitment. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set.

Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to continue our friendship.

If only you could have known what kindness and love your little forum post was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you will have a plethora of new recruits, you unique person.

I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, Bob.
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Good luck Bob. MG has been in kaw for sometime now I remember you guys topping the lb. Great to see old clans still around
 
Thank you everyone for the positive messages and support (not you AJ, you suck). Thanks to all the new recruits, guests and friends making MG successful once more and we hope to see more new faces, and new friends, y'all are awesome.

As an update, we have raised our required combined stats to 10m cs for member. This also moves the guests combined stat requirement up too, how much...uncertain. We are sorry we can't accept everyone, but that is part of growth to a clan.

We hope to see more of you in the future, <3

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