LR alliance vs BH alliance: An OSW History Thread

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I dont understand why u even entered forums JOE foxes kept it classy until now

Leave the forums to willy JOE he might be called willy but he doesn't make a  of himself and his clan.

Everyone else have fun 
 

SILENCE, I am about to speak.

First of all – I write in green text since I'm above all of you. Now listen to me everyone as I have an important message I have written all by myself. Schhh..

I am king of the Rags – at my side I have iRage and iPoop. Now wave with my hand iRage, you filthy little monkey.

Now I would like to explain, with my own words, that I have written, why I only care about the Rags, and why my two puppies only talk about the Rags. GET OFF MY FEET iPoop! Havn't I told you to not be near my feet? Go away ... tschhh

The Rags.... is ME. It's very simple. I am the Rags and the Rags is me. The other alliance garbage are only here to serve me. You know I have been planning a clever plan, which I have planned with my brain. I send garbage alliance to fossa, and in the meantime I can enjoy myself here with my skeletons and my servants.
Now dance for me you garbage alliance and keep that fossa away from me.

All stay awake, cause you need to be ready to listen to me when i speak. Now I need to go and do important things, I have a couple of skeletons hanging here.



Did I tell You that I am so smart?
 
Every clan in this OSW has its volatile and vocal members. Admin or otherwise.
And then there are those who are outside this war but choose to stir up trouble for their own ends. Lets just keep to showing our adversaries our resolve in their newsfeed. Cheers to all of the real fighters in this war. 
 
Wow, this has been an eventful day. This war thread is becoming a thing of trolling beauty.


First, iprophet, one of the main reasons this thread is so successful, has joined regulators and has threatened to strip the last 9t of foxes allies. Question now is if 46 n 2 are planning to jump in as well.


IG has made a new clan called farmers r us. The purpose of the clan is not entirely known, but it could be to replenish pots or build a strip bank with EB money in a secure
 
Another great post was Wulf's history spoof. Besides the humor, it revealed that LR did indeed ask the regulators for help after having first refusing it, and the reason the regulators decided to step in was LR helping previously with their Foxes war.

There was a very glaring flaw in Wulf's story however. He did mention about Blazey running, but failed to mentioned about Dingo's meltdown . Personally I don't think you can mention one without mentioning the other.
 
True story Philo. As wulf gets little incoming, I'll run a bar of troops on him for his oversight. Oh wait, that means I get no incoming either. M987 tries really really hard, but just can't seem to pin all 1k troops I have
 
Phil, I'm 110% sure that nobody in Regulators outright refused to help LR during the initial phase of this good time.

Our initial plan of attack was to focus solely on iG as Regulators High Council all the way down to the lowest c/s Regulator believed iG was more than unreasonable in their demands to LR. So...we figured we'd handle iG and let LR play with BH so the playing field is even. Then BH, in typical fashion, broke CF...which is cool with us. Most of them pay well and they are still potted.

Our decision to join was rather simple, as Wulf stated, we owed LR a solid. However, LR is an allied clan to Regulators. I don't see how we would ever make a decision to not support an allied clan.

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SILENCE, I am about to speak.

I am king of the Rags – at my side I have iRage and iPoop. Now wave with my hand iRage, you filthy little monkey.

Now I would like to explain how I am warring the fossa. This I have planned all by myself and its a secret. Schh..... Actually, HAHA, I dont know how to war, I just wanna party with my skeletons and my servants. My alliance garbage knows how to war they have said, that is good. I use my words and tell the world how great I am, and smart. That will keep the garbage alliance fighting the fossa and eventually the fossa will get tired and stay in fossa land and my war tactics, that I have planned – all by myself, will give me the win.
I am so clever!

Now I will tell you how I use my powers to control the garbage alliance and my puppies. First, this can only be done by me since I am that great. This I have also planed all by myself in my head. I am the master of manipulating, HAHA.

Number one: I tell soft word to the ladies. HAHA, ladies are so easy to control.
Number two: I pretend to be powerful. I still use my green text. The garbage alliance and puppies loves my being mod. And now I pretend to be one.
Number three: I know nothing about strategy. But I use my garbage alliance and puppies and try to copy parts of their ideas. Then I rework it in my head and out comes this super war strategy to beat the fossas.
Number four: This is my master skill! I am so excited. I pretend to tell the truth but are allways lying. HAHA, the garbage alliance and puppies dont have this skill that I have. I am so clever.
Number five: Never admit any defeat, regardless how obvious they are.

iPoop, now you can kiss my feet. .... only once... stop kissing! Stop kissing my feet iPoop. Go away.

.. and all stay awake, cause you need to be ready to listen to me when i speak. Now I need to go and do important things, I have another speach to plan.
 
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