4 more foxes and 3 little siclings. Haha and dtw oh noes I have lost the game. Gamehendge you will receive all my attention unless dtw like you are now. Then I will move on to your little clanmates. You guys complain about regs ebing well guess what. So let's dance big boy
Michelle you pitiful pure spy. I won't hold those fail scouts against. How's it feel being pinned by a hitter?
Recap for those who don't wanna read 300 pages. Here are some cliff notes of the war to date as best as I can remember them at this moment: - LR & BH mean to each other - LR & BH fight - Blaze says hey don't hit that guy he is iG - LR says no he ain't - Blaze says ya-huh - LR says no he is your bank - always has been - Blaze says no he is iG now I sold it - LR says then why is blaze reacting to it being hit and not iG or the account owner? - iG later says yea he is ours now so pay us for damages - LR says ... ooooo...Kay Our bad we guess we will kick you some restitution - iG throws out a number - LR insults iG ancestory - iG says we don't like your tone. Pay us or else - LR says uncharitable things and perhaps implies that iG's parents were never married. - iG demand extra money with a timeline - LR offers some additional restitution. - IG wants more and gets threatening - LR removes all offers from the table and says bring it - iG brings it - iG adds allied clans - Regulators say wait a minute too many jumping LR who we like cause they hunt foxes and who doesn't like fox hunters? - Regs offer assistance to LR - LR says nah we got this - iG adds more clans - LR says, second thought sure jump in - Regs tell BH we wont break cf even though it was made over a year ago - BH attacks Regs - treaty over problem solved - 7DS tells BH they wont break their alliance with BH. - BH strips 7DS - alliance over - problem solved - Strip - sides roughly even (as even as these things get) - Other iG allies enter - Strip - Other WDGAF clans enter (need a name to make this easier so lets call our side WDGAF) sides tipped in iG favor but not much - Strip - Outlawz enters war on iG side - breaks alliance with .Alpha. to do so - Foxes enters war on iG side - breaks 5 weak old cease fire to do so thereby reigniting the original war with WDGAF - Strip - Taka joins WDGAF and enters - MDK joins WDGAF and enters - sides again pretty even again - Strip - Blaze sells account and runs from war - Blaze gets abused in forums - Blaze returns saying she never ran it was all .... Well... not too clear on that bit but at least she is still hitting and posting forums - Strip - SicNoc joins iG side (not many notice) - sides estimates abound but average seems to be ~800 WDGAF vs ~1100 iG (still pretty even by OSW standards) - Strip - Strip (claims it was banked in pots) - Strip - iG alliance says you are pinning on EB - dishonorable - makes us wanna kick puppies - WDGAF says look at our clans EB history - wonder why 4t a day in strips happen, who cares how much we get we will keep the funds flowing. - iG says lame way to fight a war - WDGAF makes a reference about Redcoats hating the way the colonies fought too - Strip - Strip (pick an amount, triple it, post it in CA and swear you got it all) - Strip - Strip (yeah I was open for hours but you got nothing!) - Strip - Miscellaneous comments about meat shields by both side - Strip - Strip (good one I will admit you got me) - gratuitous smack talk - words like honor and warrior and noob overused - Strip - Strip Cases of forum trolls get carpal tunnel syndrome increase - Strip - KOTFE withdraws from iG war to go deal with other more pressing issues - Zaft vs Apocalypse war starts and threatens to steal our thunder. - Strip -saltless alts post forums about war - Strip - claims of both sides that the other is about to surrender. - Strip (ig leader rage-quits and resets) - Strip - Strip (individuals on both sides surrender - Pwease dont take my make believe gold!!!) - Strip - saltless alts post forums about war - Strip - iG side says: you are hiding in EE wars and leaving your allies to be meat shields - WDGAF says: free mith don't suck and our allies are in the EE with us - iG side says we got plenty of mith and don't need it anyway - Outlawz strips active regs during EE wars assuming to let other side farm the gold (who knows what they were thinking). Regs bank a few hundred billion of this gold in the CA bank at the time and strip WiT with Unholy Aura after EE is over. WDGAF wonders how to get more allies to help iG in this manner. - Strip - Even though most all the moderators retire at once BH thinks Bellemorte was fired and they had a hand in it. - Trolls don't comment on that lending credence to the theory that there are things so ridiculous even trolls wont post about them. - saltless alts post forums about war claiming to be a main - Strip - iG member mentions she may need to take time off for personal reasons. - WDGAF says why not just CF on this war and we can go back to other war as the people who started it either ran or rage reset. - iG says it has to include all their allies - only BH not included in CF - WDGAF says who cared about BH. Our initial war that was resumed cannot be negotiated by iG as it didn't involve them and that Foxes / OutDoo were not allies before the war. - iG says we have been talking to them for a long time - WDGAF says they broke CF after 5 weeks how long could it have been. has to be negotiated separate. - both sides agree to disagree and tell each other to kick rocks - saltless alts post forums about war - Strip - iG council informs WDGAF that he person who talked about CF was not council an if we want to talk CF to come to them directly and that they will unfollow till that time - WDGAF is cool with that as, well OSW are fun, and PM list too big anyway. - saltless alts post forums about war and gets all noob-ragey when not taken seriously - Strip (hah I was active the whole time) - iG posts in CC and pal rooms that we asked (some times begged for CF) - WDGAF buys more popcorn - Strip - Someone thinks someone is iProphets alt - Strip - Strip (oh no's Wulf is naked - hide your women) - Strip - saltless alts post forums about war - WDGAF wonders if Saltless alts are really devs posting inflammatory things to generate OSW nob/xtal sales. Hmmmmmmm - Strip - iG side seems to needs mith after all - BH tries to EE - cant get enough people - Outlwaz tries to EE - loses, Outlwaz tries to EE - loses again, Outlawz considers a new motto - If you cant beat em, join em (and suck at it) - WDGAF buys more popcorn, roots for opposition, and wonders when Outlawz will start making fun of themselves and calling themselves cowards in WC for doing EE wars during OSW - NBN tries to EE - wins - (cause really NBN is pretty badass) - Strip - Someone thinks iReg is iProphets alt - iReg tells half of kaw to slap itself - Strip - saltless alts post forums about war - iG alliance realizing that their money and pots are dwindling while their opponents strips have seem to grow in severity and frequency has created a new clan specifically to do Epic Battles in an attempt to generate money for pots. - Strip - Popcorn sales at an all time high as the public waits to see when iG alliance will start making fun of itself for not only hiding in EE wars but now hitting Epic Battles for gold. - WDGAF is not sure what will be said but we expect gratuitous use of the words "Meat Shield" to be occur. - Strip - iProphet thinks he is his own alt but dismisses it as folly - Strip - iG side works real hard to piss off 46&2 - iProphet says "what are you thinking don't you have enough enemies?!" but uses abut 5000 more words - iG side works harder to piss off 46&2 - iG side succeeds (golf clap) - Strip - iProphet heard crying "Tally-Ho" - Rumors PETA has been alerted - Strip - Strip - Strip ... more later but I am out of bourbon.
Wulf what's a saltless alt? and i think you missed a few strips in there but nice timeline belle- lmao my fav is after blazey ran she denied running....it confused me....still dont understand blazey to this day
All I do is pin pin pin no matter what! Foxes runnin they mouth while my foots up their butt! And every time they think they're gonna regen troops and they start to go up! I knock em back down! I knock em back down! Back down back down back down!
Lmao. Is it true that the devs would, and possibly do, create statless alts in the hopes of increasing sales? Or was that just a joke. Hmmmm.
The funniest thing Is how when Outlawz joined the war they ended there alliance with alpha but when Regs and 7ds joined the war they weren't breaking the Cf agreement and Alliance themselves. BH broke the agreement and alliance. Makes me laugh even harder reading it.
Hayden regs joined against iG you moron. They never hit Bh till Bh hit them. You're an idiot. Lol Even iG won't include you in their CF TALKS BUT THEY WILL Foxes