LAST RIGHTS SEEKING EB COMMANDER

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllll, Feb 7, 2014.

  1. REASON 78 Last Rights needs an eb commander:

    So there's a guy on my wall - Black Blade -with some barcode things on his name. Apparently I've been designated as his new eb.

    Unfortunately, I'm not aware of any eb that requires 100% fail rate of all actions. IF anyone at all could help out with this, it would be greatly appreciated.
     
  2. Those spy stats... :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. I think I have heard of this before AG, it's called the EB of shame, requires you to fail at everything, including extortion and intimidation. Also requires letting all your allies get purchased and letting your gold be stolen by anonymous people, that might be in a certain clan you bad mouthed.....so i have heard anyway
     
  4. Name: Jac
    Street name: Jac
    Friends call me: Jac

    I specialize in commanding Ebs. I have commanded 1,087 Ebs to date with a 98% success rate. I don't want to brag, but I have also commanded some LB to battle with Ebs. :cool:

    I have a fee of 200(1.87)^n. n being hours and it's millions.

    If want to hire me, contact me by phone.
    1(800)EB-SLAYR

    Or by email
    EbSlayingJac@koolkidclub.com
     
  5. @AG- this is pure speculation. But perhaps he is an NPC designed by ATA as a prototype of their "eb's that hit back" system? This prototype is definitely a beta version. But I look forward to later versions of black blade eb 2.0
     
  6. I have the same problem.... I stick to haunts and HTE when I'm not in osw. I couldn't even tell you the items used for ambush or destroyer much less the wild wasteland eb.... Good luck in your quest for an eb noob!!!

    Respect to LR for keeping the real aspect alive
     
  7. Aptitude test for EB Commander

    1) You are in a FoD 3% testing and the tester is so slow that it keeps getting into god mode regen and there is only 5 min left.. Do you:

    A) Tap 5-8 really really fast
    B) Freak out and FF
    C) Calmly execute the Rebel Method
    D) Start an OSW

    2) The clan is hitting but TBO regen keeps throwing you back.. Do you:

    A) Xtal like crazy
    B) Freak out and FF
    C) Co-ordinate Blitzes
    D) Start an OSW

    3) The clan started a HTE but there was a mixup on the seal user and now nobody is stepping forward.. Do you:

    A) Order the richest player to fork up
    B) Freak out and FF
    C) Tap into your emergency stash of seals
    D) Start an OSW

    If you have answered B on all, you are the best EB Commander.. Congrats!
     
  8. AshesOfEden posted gibberish

    For the love of whichever deity you hold sacred, help us make sense of the EB madness.

    Please
     
  9. Hmm.. That eb does have a ring I need.
     
  10. @ashes to eden....

    answer D to all...... :D
     
  11. I keep using full pots to attack. Can an experienced person help me?
    Also, should I be reporting hits in cc?
     
  12. Ugly Snow Animal:

    Assass 26/26/? NP.
    Attacks broken or something, someone else see if they get through

    Ashes that's why you're my favorite forumer. "D" is the correct answer at LR, hence the need for an EB Commander.
     
  13. Hmmm. Let me think.

    1.) D- Start an OSW
    2.) D- Start an OSW
    3.) D- Start an OSW
    4) E- what's a seal?
     
  14. Ummm Garth. Those are penguins..... You joker 
     
  15. I just learned about that eb today too!
     
  16. Can't even use spies on this eb. What a joke
     
  17. I didn't know anything was past the toc tree guy ebs until today