Kawmmunity Poem

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheDistantNeko, Dec 25, 2015.

  1. Spragga called upon his allie the red paladin
    And used the item magical shield
    Protected from projectiles
    And summoned some ghouls
    Side by side with his allies
    He summoned some units to die
    Wielding the soul reaper
    The battle grow weaker
    To no surprise
    The red paladin rise
     
  2. The soldiers and archers continued marching
    As if the Red Paladin was just another small enemy
    However, the tide of battle was turned quickly
    As dozens of soldiers died with each slash
    Given by The Red Paladin and his allies,
    While barely taking a scratch from the small soldiers.

    The archers panicked, and so they try to retreat
    As fast as their legs could carry them!
     
  3. Spragga tried to catch them
    But the fight left him under a dam
    The archers are safely home
    However spragga owns the dome
    As he sends hes scouts
    A dark assassin fights him out
    Weakened by the previous fight
    The dark assassin threw in a bite
    Spragga was injured
    He healed through break
    The dark assassin couldnt be seen
     
  4. Im actually kidding.
    Spragga can't get hurt,
    He'll destory your castle
    He'll steal your sod's
    He farms everyone
    From noobs to mods
    He's a legend, a king
    Making hardened vets ring
    Ring the bells of surenender
    For this is the end,
    Of kaw as we know it.
     
  5. However, Spragga has not done that
    And the remaining citizens, unknown of the dark assassin's appearance
    Started running into the barracks
    And trains new spearmans.

    Training clock ticking, funds of gold liquidating
    As one by one, new spearmans came out
    And stands outside the castle
    Soon later, 25 of them formed a shield wall
    As 150 archers then stand beside them
    Ready to engage in defense combat!
     
  6. Spragga come with a horde of undead
    Archers fired upon will
    As the undead fell the walls had been breeched
    Spragga and the red paladin summoned an army of leech
    The dark suddenly appeared and used an orb in his hand
    Upon came a rain of fire killing all the leechs
    With the fire came a rain of mercy healing any fallen man
     
  7. Meanwhile, training continues
    As new spearmans, one by one
    Joined the stand and their shield walls
    The archers stayed in their positions,
    And have their arrows nocked
    To fire at any invading enemy within sight.

    An army of 205 people, 55 spearmans and 150 archers,
    Excluding the dark which they do not know nor see
    They decide for now, to stay in defense
    Until there is sufficient army to strike back Spragga and his allies!
     
  8. Geez, might as well just called it Sean and kingdoms at war king's poem ._.
     
  9. Spragga saw that he losing
    He used an untested item to turn the tides
    A green fog developed around the battle field
    It healed to undead
    The archers stood strong the dark assassin attempts one last spell
    The ground beneath the undead split
    They fell spragga noticed he fled back to his kingdoms
    The dark assassin vanished into thin air
     
  10. Seeing the opposing team severely weakened
    It is now the right time to strike, to bring victory
    And Sean, the swordman with the golden sword
    Joins the front line just behind the 50 spearmans.

    And now 206 people started marching to attack
    With all their mighty weapons raised, their souls in rage
    They are slowly closing in to Spragga...
     
  11. Spragga knew the opponent would strike
    He summoned the item mystical hammer
    He used a red exile to enrage his men
    However they all fell asleep he turned to his mage whom casted a spell it was a success
    A blizzard whipped outside the kingdom
    He thought he was safe
     
  12. As the blizzard strikes
    The marching soldiers, fallen into the defence.
    All 50 spearmans, including Sean
    Had their bodies frozen into ice as they shattered into pieces.
    Fortunately, the range of the blizzard was not that large
    As the 150 archers who were behind the spearmans, unaffected.

    Unfortunately, this sent yet another panic to them
    Spragga's defense succeeded.
    Watching Sean die, they have no other choice
    But to retreat as they tried running back to the castle again..
     
  13. As the dark assassin awaits his mana to recharge spragga awaited for his men
    The blizzard subsided
    Spragga was unsure how the enemy would play it out
    A mysterious fog developed over the field blinding anyone and everyone
    The red paladin fled from spragga for unknown reason
     
  14. As the archers retreated,
    One of the 150 decided to turn back and march again
    He told the other archers, saying:
    "You guys run back to the castle! I'll sacrifice my life!"

    And the one dumb but brave archer
    Went inside the fog of war, buying time for the remaining 149 archers.
    The archer in the fog, unable to see anything
    Yells in the top of his lungs while blindly firing arrows at different directions.
     
  15. Spragga heard to screaming dumb but brave warrior
    Trying to hit him with the hammer spragga took an arrow to the knee
    The fog lifts spragga crushed the brave archer with his might making an example with the body
    The archers make it safely back home thanks to the one archer sacrifice
    The dark assassin returns and the men woke up
     
  16. A rogue arrow flew through the paladin's bracers. Severely slowing his focus.
    More and more arrows hit the castle of Spragga, He and his men aware of losses being taken outside. Spragga senses a falter in his safety.
    The red paladin rushes the lone archer but its too late. The expelled acher unable to survive the toxic fog for very long.
    The paladin in a blood rage chased the remaining soldiers creeping in shadows, leaving a solid trail of black and red blood from him and the dead archer.
     
  17. When the archers made it to the castle,
    They saw the Red Paladin chasing them.
    Immediately, 149 arrows were fired towards the paladin

    At the same time, new reinforcement units came.

    1 Spearman.
    3 Swordman
    3 Flying Crossbowman
    1 Magician, who looked like in his 70's but has the capabilty to cast some powerful spells.

    And behind all that...

    Comes a gigantic, enslaved giant ten times their size, not targeting the paladin yet but just walking to stand beside them.

    Together, 161 people are now against The Red Paladin, who sees 149 arrows coming towards him!
     
  18. Spragga and his men come rushing to his the paladins aid
    Weaken and tired the men are slow however the paladins trinket revives spraggas mens strength
    Spragga uses a magical shield to absorb the arrows however the shield gives in most of the way through the attack
    Weakened and enraged the paladin orders his troops on a full scale attack
    The dark assassin uses his orb to fortify the kingdoms walls holding off the paladins men for now...
     
  19. To the last stand,
    All of the 161 units engaged into battle!

    The swordmans, swinging their swords
    The spearmans, thrusting their spear
    The flying crossbowmans, firing arrows from above
    The 149 archers, fired arrows at different enemy units spread all over!

    "Lavitas-Amak-Tosus"" chanted the magician's magic words, summoning a line of electric wall beside the friendly allies in an attempt to electrocute Spragga's men, doing one-fifth of damage to their health per second who stands within it.

    And finally, the gigantic, enslaved giant picks up a 205lb big rock, 2 meters in diameter in a circle shape and attempts to drop it above the Red Paladin's head...!
     
  20. As spragga noticed all of his and the red paladin drop dead he gives it his all
    Spragga run to attack the swordsmans however as he was running a thick black fog appears infront of him
    Suddenly the dark assassin was in front of him the dark assassin uses his orb to revive sean and his men
    Spragga and the dark assassin went into a fight spraggas mystical hammer vs the dark assassins newly founded sword; the soul reaper
    Spragga makes a quick and vicious strike but it missed the dark assassin jumps over spragga and stabs him in the back of the head
    Seans fort moves out and plunders spraggas endless riches trillions of gold massive advantages in spells for battle the dark assassin was never seen again