Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2014

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Shino_Been_Trill, Jul 1, 2014.

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  1. Yo I got the skills to tear through towns
    Turn Mecca’s into burial grounds, you hear me on your stereo
    Tell me how it sounds, I’m the nonchalant villain
    The one who can make killins in abandoned buildings
    Chop off your head and try to make it reach the ceiling
    It all depends on how I’m feeling, strictly illin
    I can triple my pay, turn a water gun into a nickel plated gauge
    If I’m feeling that way, yall be gone in 60 seconds like Nicolas Cage
    I got the skills to turn your cranium to dust
    If you want fire, my rhymes can make you spontaneously combust
     
  2. Your turn now if ya want
     
  3. Nope man my grammars dope man
     
  4. ****** So **** if ****** then *****
    All these **** ***** will *****
    On my ***** so ******* yourself
    If ******* like a ***** in the *****
    The IMMA go
    **** *** ******* ********
    ******** ****** **
    *
    *****
     
  5. Glad to see this thread starting back up.
    I'm coming in large like a ten-ton Mack truck.
    Keep on trying but can't none of y'all beat me.
    You're poor like a college freshman eating microwaved ziti.
    Meanwhile I'm sneaky, lurking like Jason.
    It's Friday the 13th, watch out for this Caucasian.
    If your plan is evasion, better leave without hesitation.
    Milky don't take vacation, and I love confrontation.
    And this thread is my spot, I keep it on lock.
    I'm the KAW Eminem and you're like Poopa Doc.
    I ain't a freestyle rookie, I'm ten times better than you.
    Let me show you all how a rapping veteran do.
    Fake ass rappers can bow and call me sire.
    If this was NBA Jams I'd be "He's on fire!"
    But it's not. It's a game called Kingdoms At War.
    And all I'm reading is tired rhymes already heard before.
    Hmm...be original, spit it from your cerebellum.
    No need to plagiarize or wrote it down with pen and vellum.
    Don't know what that means, maybe check the internet.
    I should probably dumb down my rhymes to suit your intellect.
    Turn up the volume, Milky's up in your eardrum.
    Putting fake ass rappers in tombs, I'm fearsome.
    Me versus you, I'm calling for a fair one.
    But you ain't got the skills, I shouldn't declare one.
    Battling me, you're stepping outside you boundary.
    I'm a tier 6 attack tower and you're a level 1 cursed foundry.
    Boom!
     
  6. East, West, North and South
    I see you see you comming around.
    Girls in the club get their panties wet, when they see me walk in with Boba-Fett
    I put my fingers in her, rub her gingerly, then she cries out and starts to pee!
    I take my hand out, smack her in the tities, hit her in the face and shower her down.
    She peed, she peed on my hand. How embarrassing I thought it would be a turn on, but oh man I was wrong, people lookin, butt hurt civilians be cookin, booking it for the exit before I shoot them down like I'm a villain.

    -Swag
     
  7. Damn milky, I'd take my hat of to that freestyle if I was wearing one
     
  8. I respect the fact that Frosty mentioned Boba Fett.
    You want Star Wars freestyles, this battle you'll regret.
    I'll come out on top and you'll be looking like the worst.
    I'm the original version and you're when Greedo shot first.
    I'll use my Jedi mind tricks and you'll be all like "What?"
    I'm slick like Lando, you're slow like Jabba the Hutt.
    Milky is the smuggler that you don't want to test.
    I make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
    Make fun of me for hanging out with Ewoks? Hater.
    At least I'm not getting forced choked out by Darth Vader.
    Talk all this trash but you don't even really know me.
    I'll make you burn yourself to death like I was Obi Wan Kenobi.
     
  9. If it came down to world war
    i storm like the lords of gondor
    i pour the gore on your pores
    and soak your soul
    with the crown of thorns
    youll be torn in fours
    and devide among demons
    to rip up your mind in pieces
    folded with iron creases
    you cant ignore the thesis
    your ryhmes devored by creatures
    jagged claws your life is
    sacrificed by hedons
    a fical fetis aborted,deleted,and bleeding from the razors of reapers
    return from death like jesus
    and die again
    to the increase of my heaters
     
  10. Since y'all said something about Star Wars had to mention some lord of the rings 
     
  11. This thread has been a huge success!!! I would like to thank Static, burns, levite, and Milky for making this thread even more entertaining. Thanks so much guys
     
  12. I think this should be a every year thing, what do all think?
     
  13. Y'all give me something to spit about plz
     
  14. But it cant be stupid
     
  15. It's a freestyle thread bro, just go
     
  16. I'm just gonna do me.

    This is straight out the dome no rehearse no writing
    Just listen to this soul I got. Full of hate and Sins. I had date with destiny she said my fate was never in my own hands.
    What the Bloody Mary I say and Bloody Mary I saw / my life is constantly moving like a unending tornado picking up everything bad but destroying everything good. It shook the streets and left it crooked but the crooks remained untouched. The pope said theirs not hope for me.
    What the Bloody Mary I say and Bloody Mary I saw / so much flaws, people noticing perfection is raw.
     
  17. Just because you freestylin
    Dont mean you get a free pass
    To just say some **** not thinkin bout it
    Comin off the dome all half assed
    Gotta put some effort into this ****
    If you wanna be taken seriously
    Otherwise we just might ignore
    That **** that you said deliriously
    Spitting words without real meaning
    Purpose has to flow within em
    You gotta at least have nice deep metaphores
    If you're gonna forget your rhythm
     
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