Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2014

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  1. Lol and milky didn't even destroyed me, he only mentioned my name like twice in his freestyles lol as a matter of fact he hasn't even said much in this thread so it's not much of a diss
     
  2. Kaw is life oh I can't rap
     
  3. "Admit it, u never was hard"
    Yolo, don't quit ur day job!
    Muscle so strong I can save mods,
    While dropping roses on ur grave plot.
    Leaving me slack jawed? Say what??
    My rap so raw, I should praise God!

    The king of the mountain when I'm on it.
    Overthrow me? U ain't even an opponent,
    And u know this! If you the best, show it!
    Cuz my flow is!! NEVER, the second best poet.
    With words, I can speed it up or slow it.
    I'm the champ, cuz I beat it up and own it!

    I mean, for real, you know I be writin.
    Its so enticing, that's why I was invited!
    If this was Facebook, u the first to like it!
    Then jump on forums, actin like we fightin!
    This is a freestyle, I only had to type it.
    Watch yolo get excited... when he recite it!
     
  4. Yoloking says he hasn't been destroyed.
    Okay, let's go, time to make him null and void.
    Your rhymes barely even rhyme, your flow runs slow like molasses.
    Please go check if your community college offers rapping classes.
    Your freestyle smells like sanitation. You're a bad trash talker.
    I wouldn't even hire you to be my damn dog walker.
    You call yourself Yoloking? More like Yolo Queen.
    I've battled a lot of rappers but you're the weakest I've ever seen.
    It's time to go lay down, boy. Take a long nap.
    Let us grown folks handle this little thing called rap.
    You ain't even the Yoloking of your own damn topic.
    I'm taking you out like a sniper with a red dot optic.
    People laughing at you right now. Bet you don't think this is funny.
    Here's some tissues, wipe your tears and your nose 'cause it's runny.
    I'm the total package, top notch, fully assembled.
    To tell you the truth, Justin Bieber is who you resembled.
    Rap battling Yolo is like stealing candy from a kid.
    Except the 5 year old girl will give a better fight than he did.
    I don't mean to be mean, but you're constantly declaring yourself the winner.
    Static and Milky are serving steak and you're bringing McDonalds dinner.
    Step up your game, I'll help, here's a tall ladder.
    Your rhymes smell like piss like an old person with a full bladder.
    It's time to admit that you lost, please, just be realistic.
    You think these bars were rough? Don't make me go ballistic.
    It's time for you to give it up, that's what I'm here to say.
    Just put the mic down now and I'll let you walk away.
     
  5. "I'm takin you out like a sniper with a red dot optic". Hahaha. I love the way those bars flowed into each other.
     
  6. ️Thanks, Static.
     
  7. I can't rap worth two shits but so much respect for you too
     
  8. Static and milky that is
     
  9. I can't rap to save my life
    But I'm going to throw down these lyrics
    And pick up my knife
    As I beat down my enemy's
    And pick up their money
    Ill go out looking for their buddy
    To get them to stop talking all that smack
    I told ya I can't rap
    And this is all I got
    And I'm about to snap
    Untie the knot
    I put in my soul to hold my demon back
    Can't do anything to me son
    Cuz I'm the biggest mother trucker you ever met
    Looking at the time I would dare say that I'm done

    I know I suck at rapping lol
     
  10. I'm such a good rapper
    I just ripped a snickers wrapper
    Fricky fricky fresh
     
  11. Only three lines Trojan
    Thought you were a good rapper
    Not a price of crap like yoloking the cracker
    I didn't think I could rap
    Saw you and realized I was sadly mistaken
    With that pitiful verse
    Your going to try to leave
    But you will be retrieved
    And put up here on stage
    Where all of kaw can see ya
    Don't be scared
    It's only half million people all waiting
    For what the good rapper
    Has to offer
    Speak up little boy
    Or we won't hear ya
    Why don't you grow a set
    Before I have to let
    All of kaw rip um off ya
     
  12. Half of that didnt rhyme ^

    You like youre a good rapper? Well look at me
    In comparison, your rhymes are like pee
    Thats right, they come straight out of your dick
    Or should i say your face, that **** made me sick
    If you wanna rap against me step your game up
    Because i dont wanna rap against a little teacup
    Yes, I said teacup, you heard me right
    Against a rapper so short and stout ill be rhyming all night
    Even though this may have been really shitty,
    Ill be laughin when im on my throne, sittin pretty
    For each word of this rap youll be payin me a dime
    Because im ahead of my time when it comes to the rhyme
     
  13. 3rd line was supposto be piece not price lol
     
  14. Divine don't even start my man
    Because sh1t is about to hit the fan
    You call me bad when I already said that
    I will smash you like you were a rat
    Think my rhymes are bad
    All I'm doing is starting a new fad
    Bring it on *****
    I'm waiting on ya
     
  15. O look t rex thinks hes real tough ****
    Well it looks like by a storm of my rhymes hes been hit
    I wouldnt be suprised if he cries to his momma
    Now that i think about i bet he voted for obama
    Now listen up here, dont get me wrong
    Im beatin you back and forth like im playin pong
    O wait, you dont even know what that game is
    Because you are just a crying little kid
     
  16. We both suck
    Lets just hope we have a little bit of luck
    When the big guys get on
    And **** us both up
    Have we agreed
    To end this peacefully
    And not have to face each other
    To make me show my brutality
    In front of your mother
    It would kill her to see you ripped to shreds
    All that would be left would be your head
    And all those sh1ty lyrics you put on this thread
    You got me started
    And it's never going to end
    God damn those lyrics look like you farted
    Are they even sorted
    Can't wait for the battle to really begin
    Cuz I'm getting ready to kick your ass and win
     
  17. You winning? Thats almost as crazy as me losing
    Im about to give you a real good bruising
    Dont try to rip me up, ill knock you out cold
    Itll be so cold its like youre in the north pole
    Yeah, you think youre gonna meet that fairy santa?
    Hes gonna give you coal because your raps suck as much as fanta
    You probably believe in the easter bunny and tooth fairy
    Theyre as real as the fact that your balls are hairy
    Ill admit, My raps may be ****
    But ill never quit, just like you when you knit
     
  18. People don't know what to think
    After you started to sink
    That verse was the worst yet
    Bringing Santa into the picture
    But don't fret
    Ill let you get your composure
    Before I go crazy
    I would just like to give the girl in the front a daisy
    So she will be less disturbed
    By the things I'm about to do to you
    Are you sure you are not stuck in glue
    You seem to move slow
    And what sucks worse is the flow
    Your verses are are ****
    And so are you
     
  19. Yo man this time im going all out
    Gonna type full speed, no thinking, dont pout
    Calling that verse my worst one yet?
    At least i didnt type "are are" like an idiot
    Yeah, i brought up your grammar skills
    Even though this is summer, these verses give you the chills
    I think its time to wrap up this battle
    (see what i did there )
    These words are comin off my fingers like a baby shakin its rattle
    So dont be mad bro when my fans destroy yours
    I mean, destroying comes with war, and im all about wars
    So this may be my last verse, i have to get to bed,
    Since your lame ass raps are givin me an ache in the head
     
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