Kaw Freestyle Cypher 2014

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Shino_Been_Trill, Jul 1, 2014.

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  1. Now I'm back yet again, more fresh letterin,
    logical progression from sophomore to veteran,
    Static ridin on these classical flows,
    Levite on fantastical hoes.
    These second-rates wanna be me in the worst way,
    haven't kicked a sweet 16 since their birthday.
    But y'all made a mistake, now ya mommas are like snakes,
    sheddin 2 tears on 2 tiered cakes at both ya wakes.
    Many aspects to this game but murder the common denominator,
    flippin fools like reciprocals don't need no calculator.
    A predictable predicament for those who lack predicates,
    verbal assault, spittin like speech impediments.
    Both you guys careers are corpses, now their rockin fresh pine,
    flows fourth and long ain't even cross the scrimmage line.
     
  2. Now you two know I'm the king say it, say it!! Cause static I'm so sick of your lies, you need to tell the truth for I make you cry, you won't even be able to type lyrics down with them tears in ya eyes! Cause in reality I make your mom shy when I tear dat ***** so much up she all most died!
     
  3. Levite your a ***** I put you in a ditch fake ass wanna be rapper like you probably just came from working at Abercrombie n Fitch, I don't like you, your just like a butt rash, rhymes coming so crazy cause a torque in ya neck given you whiplash!
     
  4. The chicken is back, ready to put yoloking in his place,
    Throw your body away, into outer space,
    You're acting like some type of thug,
    But then why do you scream when you see a bug?

    The words I'm rapping are as fast as lightning,
    So powerful, call me a Viking,
    I'm striking, you as I'm typing
    These rhymes that are really frightening

    I see you cowering in fear,
    As I kick this rap into high gear,
    I'm better then you in every way,
    I'm the predator, and you're my prey!

    I know your scared,
    But this rap battle has been declared,
    You should disconnect,
    Cuz you just got wrecked!
     
  5. Now, let's do a little hold-up. I'm bustin my rhymes and I see you starting to hole up! I'm here, the Wizard is back, my rhymes and I, we're a spell primed to attack. Rhymin you to pieces, you're so small I could pin you like a tack! Time to really let loose, you just wish you were as cool as the slayer of Moose! I finally revealed, my sleight of hand deck, and I believe sir you formally got rekt!
     
  6. This rap progression isn't an exception to the obssesion of rappin you off like an infection! I'm warmin up boy, better watch out, before I boot you gone, little lout! I've been bustin hard, while you all have been writing a mail card! I'm here to assert my presence, bow before my ultimate resonance! My words ring birdies in you ear, I finally can't wait to bust you outta here! I finally decided this has gone long enough! I'm the King? Get it, it's tough! Learn to rhyme, then come back so you're not wasting my time
     
  7. Splittin bills, gettin frills, I'm about to drink yo spills...baby come on over let me talk to ya, I'm about to show you women's love Hoo rah
     
  8. Op walled me I'm not even carin
    don't take it personal I'm not even starin
    9 hrs later I know I'm way behind
    Something something something grind..

    my bro from high school just got married I could give two fucks if I just got Berried

    4 am blah blah blah I'm done
    y'all have fun I never claimed to be number one

    Who's next I got winks to catch step in cause I got sheets to scratch **** it I'm so tired brain can't possibly match something active y'all have the raptive captive audience I'm just messing it up trying to rhyme with audience.. 
     
  9. Oh look! I'm back again, gonna mess you up my friend. Those rhymes are sad, as weak as you, lad. I've been in this biz for a while. I'm a rappin wiz, bow before my ultimate rapping skills. I earn CoD kills, with only my raps, because I can rhyme while I nap. I am the rap god, die before my awesomeness, fraud. I'm here to assert my dominance once again, except this time I'm going till the bitter end. I was just coronated, while you've been collaborated, into that puny section they call The Graveyard. It's where all my rap victims go, I would ask you to step off my turf, bro. I've owned this thread since before you came, hence the rap god name, because your raps are pretty lame
     
  10. Did you guys hear crazychicken's freestyle? LMFAO! That was disgusting lol hahahahahaha!
     
  11. Walk around in this thread spittin that hype **** that you guys can't comprehend, just admitted guys I own this thread:)
     
  12. Says you, Yolo, my rhymes put yours to shame. I own the thread, I got ladies in my bed, I'm rockin raps just like this thread is under wraps. I believe I take the rightful place, King, yes, I'll rub it in your face. I just owned you, you big disgrace
     
  13. Secret wizard You probably claim to be a good rapper, but guess what? Im the ******* master.
    Im the chosen one, you can ask the pastor.
    You can try to climb to the top, but ima get there faster.
    See, you can't even imagine my level.
    I'm so deep, I spit at the earth and wake up the devil.
    You rap like tyler the creator, no one knows what your talking bout'.
    Cause the only thing you spit is the saliva coming out ya mouth.
     
  14. Is that all you got wizard? Don't know why in respond to that weak battle rap
     
  15. Idk either that one was pretty weak lol
     
  16. Lol more catchy then the **** you spit
     
  17. Lol but it was weak, though I wasn't trying that much though just to be better then his :)
     
  18. Think I'm weak? Let me edit with a little tweak. I could knock you over with a rhyme, I could shake the foundations of time. I could destroy you on a dime, I could murder you with just a rhyme. A small rap, like seriously, you actually need a map? I shake the ground with only a small pound. I think this rhyme has gone long enough. I've stated my point, get it? Tough. Now goodbye, from the rap god, I
     
  19. Frankly, can't understand how this thread hasn't died, truth be told cause I'm the one who kept it alive
    if you read the title Wizard, how to rap was implied
    I see a lot of flexing, it's perplexing the texting feels like a hexing
    put on the readers who read this, left delirious, result? furious
    horrible residue ensued left y'all more confused than dr.seuss
    I'm here to assume and resume, then consume yall to a deuce
    we're not here to debate this, my greatness is weightless
    my complacence has made this audaciously wasteless
    To face those who do not knows their place in this space
    here to end disgrace, set the pace to this race as the ace
     
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