KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE, CAUSE I PUT THESE KAW RAPPERS THROUGH A RIDE AND THEY NO LONGER ALIVE, THEY IN THE GROUND LOOKIN UP TO SEE THE FREESTYLE KING OF KAW GET CROWNED!!
Bro, There's no one to crown ya! Seriously alone, look around ya? In a dark corners where i found ya, I joked, til u picked ya frown up. You stuck out ur fist for a pound, but I didn't. Becuz you suck, from the ground up. I mean, yea, u kinda sound rough. But so do lots, that rap underground, bruh! I'm on the topic of cutting sounds up. While making my KaW rounds, I'm astounded, That right back here, I wound up!?! Unlike you, with rappin I found luck. No wonder this clown sucks, he couldn't make a bounce, jump!!! (ROFL) He couldn't get the crowd krunk I bet his ass fouls every dunk. Rappin ain't ya style, chump. Dude, you just loud, for a punk! Now show us all how to rhyme? Since we're all wrong.
Static got the method Yolo get to death kid I got the sleeps Eye countin sheeps Y'all need a miracle to get this lyrical past a mirra full of self checking talent wrecking beat breaking line sniffing bar sucking riff rafting note trippin Rhyme lacking Fronts from captain cunts Who be trippen over anything not self written from his strawberry kitten with fluffy woollen mittens keepin a cold ***** mouth wrapped up cause the truck just backed up over that oversized hollowed dome you call a genius and you know there were no chromes involved cause any hit involving you will never be classy just gassy now come on and try to pass me harass me it's all the same your **** is whack and so is your name get out tha game keep comin back is on the real kinda insane you're out of your brain not in it to win it you had us zzzzZzzzZzz after a minute it's over so just bend rover and get the bone and remember why you're now singing alone on a canine microphone and if that last part is above your head like all the bread I've broken open while you were joken ahh naw forget it your just so ******* prophetic gods talk to you like here the album and you write down your own spit and call it vodka wanna bottle it n sell by the once but the **** that you be sayin worth bout a half a shilling and I like to counts 1 one shitty rap ahahah 2 two shitty faps ahahah 3 three broken bats ahaha 4 four times I've tried to direct you to humour over vengeance but instead you write your own sentence to death grab your noose were cuttin your ***** ass loose Maybe I'm just blind so would you be so kind ass to show me a punch line? I must not get it I just don't wet it for your lady bits still havin to pet it but forget it My hits don't please you for some reason they just tease you So happy I'm not your gfs Mister wanna be rapper trolling threads tryina be bfs I heard that sis gave you the clapper punch line?
Look at this guy static, thinking I can't rap Its your bedtime motherfucker why don't you take a nap Im tired of your ******** thinking your the boss Cheap ass faggot I bet you buy your clothes at ross I would demolish you in every single way possible You can't get in my way you're not even an obstacle Thinking your the **** this is only typing Lets do it face to face I'll leave your ***** ass cryin You were probably the second best one on this thread after I came along You're just a lonely faggot who scratches his ass with a ding dong!
Levite I hope one day you you're lonely ass dies by aids You pick your card Ace or Spades? Remember what I got you for christmas? It was some paper and a pen Now write something good down and stop trying to pretend It takes you hours and hours to come up with something good I already won is that understood? I think you don't understand so lets keep going I probably already beat you without you even knowing I'll cut out your throat and rip open your chest I'm a heartless mercenary who you can't beat at your best And rip off your legs and arms and sell them to the black market Then i'll leave your head laying on my carpet So I hope you understand by now that you already lost In real life your a faggot who looks like rick ross
Ooooh. Look at the yolo kid cussin! Show me what u learned? U did. Nothin! U fake rappin ass kid in lipstick Already told you I'm the champ! Or did ur slow ass miss it? Static is now, yea I'm trendin! I'm the future, ur a "has been" Doesn't matter cuz ur past tense! I mean...look at ur past friends? One skinny nerd and one fat friend! Ur the oddball, ur prob a mamas boy! And dont call women bitches! Cuz ur moms the only toy I enjoy! And that's only when I break her For raising such a faker, I hate her... But I'll love her again later. And as for you, stay in ur place dog! After I massacre ur rap, Ima take off, And might leave ya house taped off... That's yellow cuz u yella and stay soft.
Know what kinda man yolo is? He ain't one! What u jumpin out ur skin for? Its only a paintgun! Cuz a bullet, I wouldn't waste one. U the type to say "grace", once The thing whiz by ur face,son. Hell, u piss when a person say "gun". A rap, u should save one And eat it when the time comes. Cuz Ima be the rapper that stomps ur ass When the rhymes done. Yea ur times come.
My freestyle! Jesus, haha yea thats what they say when you walk in the room with your hair all grey I mean seriously, what are you 65? ill serve you another cheesburger and make it supersize you think your so cool cause your dating my ex but ive got more muscle, yo you can't even flex i know you wanna beat me but dont even try cause by the time im done you'll wish you were crucified i mean c'mon man this is my amusement park So why don't you go with Noah and his freakin ark? This rap battle's like a roller coaster ride and im sorry to tell you "you must be this tall to ride" - Dean
Aha much better I even understood you Only problem is right now I really have to cook foo! You're much quicker than me but your words are usually pretty simple and plain and don't stick to my brain I get bored not floored and still I don't complain I work and have a life so pardon me for leaving you hanging but the we both know what's banging not you just me and your wifey gn g
Raises a cold one to dean nice ... Won't even lie I've never tried rappin till the first crappin I done here so if my **** smells rotten I won't be worries when it's forgotten
Poo n pee my auto corrupt shot me damn that sucks maybe I should hit this device with some numbing chucks I'm just a goof don't mind the spoof just drop it from da roof give it a hoof can't rhyme with this no more sorry y'all just take the floor
Hmm was that two hours between lines? Yolo maybe I'm not as bad as you think but truly can't say I really don't stink Oops sorry I lied guess no worries not pride to hide Inside cause it hot out thou bro do I need a timer? Your returns are short and quick I can report and click lickety split that's just not how I do so you do what you do and stay away from voodoo cause me n u were MOS DEF thru nu booboo
Hey it's been half an hour where is your response? I think we should play nice chill with the idle taunts. It was supposed to be spitting your best freestyle raps as quoted by yourself not a crap battle in Seattle with Starbucks supplying fuel for the poo el with you sitting corner side with a paddle stirring in the duel seems like a fix as for ricks to tha Ross you spit that at me with hot sauce but I barbecue often and enjoyed that little dish hit me with the main course doggin cause I'm stahvin like Mahvin pahden the last rhyme I'm off to a wedding forgetting where I was far as rapping goes I grows peach fuzz
Still not here yet (sounds familiar)? well sorry that was horrible at least I'm adorable Ask all the ladies Don't need Mercedes Got all the bling when I smile You gotta ring But still gotta dial Been a while hmm... But wait there's this new thing called online dating then again it's probably best you stick to hating This is addictive sorry for spamming Don't get evictive I gotta be jamming️
My face and gat, last thing you gonna see Beg for mercy hell get on your knees On your judgement day your locked outta heaven, god gave me the keys I'm the fuckin judge and the jury. Prosecute you In a mother ******* hurry In my back yard you'll be buried
My skills make you cry Your mama got your bling And your daddy's got you ring So go back to your lord if the rings . Peace