A dj dies and gets admitted to heaven. An angel is giving him a tour of the place. Eventually they come to a tremendously large room with billions and billions of clock-looking devices hanging on the wall. The dj notices they all only have 1 hand instead of two. Curious, he asks about the devices. "Well, there is one for every living person on Earth. They click forward once every time the person commits adultery." the angel tells him. "Really? Can I see my wife's?" "Ahhhh. . . . no. . . sorry, but God keeps that one in his office to use as a fan. "
(From another game) "I'm sure that the right direction is at the left. So I left in the right direction."