Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by victor26, Mar 24, 2015.

  1. 0_o___frog___o_0
     
  2. Technically yes it is while they are trying to become independent it is the same theory as Egypt being in Africa. People that trace there origins back to Egypt are called Egyptian while its still technically in Africa. That's kind of a 50/50 shot.
     
  3. Oh ffs what have i started
     
  4. Shut up bellend
     
  5. How do you call a blonde that dyes her hair a different color?

    An artificial intelligence.
     
  6. just amazing
     
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  8. So, an atom sez to another atom, he sez "Help, I think I have lost my electron!"
    The second atom sez "Thats terrible! Are you sure?"
    The first atom replies "I'm positive!"
     
  9. A photon is going through customs at the border and is asked "Can I see your luggage?"
    He replies, "Sorry, I have no luggage, I'm travelling light."
     
  10. that's a good sciency one
     
  11. What do you call a 3-legged dog?
    A dog

    What do you call a dog with no legs?
    It doesn't matter. He won't come.
     
  12. I like that joke

    But I got a better one

    So one day saltyfeet figures out how to turn auto correct on ahahahha xD too good!
     
  13. What do you get if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

    Pull the pin and throw it back
     
  14. A good blonde joke
     
  15. You know every time there is a joke thread a number of things happen.
    The youngest children post jokes for a group even younger than them.
    No matter how careful you are some lame four letter word bag pretends to be offended and goes on and on about it.
    Or some juvinile pipes up and say "you got that off such n such web site and I knew the joke. That's we you got it I know.".
    I think last joke thread there were 2 mature jokes in 40 pages. The rest was kids being kids
     
  16. What's the worst way to spend Easter . Nailed to a cross.
    I know I know but I don't care
     
  17. Trying to win seals that's a joke
     
  18. I got a joke, many of which this thread is one.
     
  19. Jesus loved Nine Inch Nails before they were a band
     
  20. A dyslexic man walks into a bra