Did you know that if you scream "bloody Mary" in the mirror 3 times your parents will tell you to shut up and go back to sleep?
I was gonna post a certain joke but it's against the ToU So here's something that isn't against the ToU but is highly amusing! Did you hear about the thief who stole the calendar? No? Apparently he got twelve months! What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. I entered 10 puns into a joke contest, I checked to see if any won, but no pun in ten did
I went out with the most beautiful girl the other night. The next day I was telling all my friends about it and they were saying "ya right, she's made up it's all in your head." Well the jokes on them, cause so are they!
That's like an old expression or whatever you call it. But it's talking about someone who committed suicide.