Chapter 11 posted for my story. I'm honestly getting less and less readers each day, or it at least feels like it.
Steve the Parrot Once upon atone there was a parrot named Steve. He was such a big parrot that mice looked like ants. One day he was flying above New York City, when suddenly he was shot! In the butt, there was a hole as big as the Empire State building! But he wasn't shot, hehe no. He landed ON the tower and te Empire State Building was shoved UP his butt. He was in souch pain that he started to squak like mad! It was so loud that the people in Austrailia could hear it! So the Awesome Aussies got so mad that they sent over a HUGE! GIGANTIC! HUMONGOUS! Carrot over there via nuclear missile. And you know what happens next uhuhaa. The carrot got stuck on the parrots wing so he couldn't fly. Then Jesus came down from the heavens and was like "oh no you di'int girfriend