You are there keeping looking down and okay nvm it was Irishedd xD sorry mcgreen ik it was u or irishedd I forgot which
Hey bastion I'm really busy and only on five nights a week but I could help you run this if you want. Don't have much else to do
The story of McLover Once upon a time there was a man named McLover. And do you know what he loved to do? You guessed it. To play cards. He loved playing cards sooo much he once thought he'd change it to McCardLover... But the he found the animal. Cats... So he decided to change his name to McPussyLover... He though McCatLover was too weird. So one day McPussyLover was walking down the road and then out of nowhere he saw a fat guy! He was sooo astonished by this he shouted "hey look! A fat guy!" but the fat guy heard and started rung straight at him so McPussyLover being the ninja he is dodged him but in the process he ran into a . Uh well let's just callem a
"street lovers" so he told he his name was McPussyLover and she was like ooo me too but then Jesus came down from the sky and said " oh no you di'int girlfriend" and then we all died THE END
Ahhhhhh but it wa not over! It was only just begun! So as McPussyLover was talking the, eh " street lover" they decided they'd go back tk his place and well let's just say to "play cards". Well they actually didn't play cards they used the cards to make card houses but the she randomly pulle out this soda can and gave it to him. McPussyLover beig as parched as he usually is took a sip, but suddenly he felt dizzy! And then he had a dream where jesus blew everything up! It was horrendous! He was sooo scared he forced himself awake. When he awoke he found himself chained to the bottom of on of the most evil most scary, time consuming trucks of all... A ice cream truck...
But it wasn't so scary considering when they stopped and when the driver found him under the truck. When the driver found him he gave him a free lolipop so he was happy. But then out of nowhere a parrot flew down and stole it! He was angry! So he reached into his pants and pulled out his "little friend" a fully automatic 12 gauge shotgun... Even thought those things don't exist he still pulled it out. He started shooting and everytime he shot he shouted"uhbubam! Uhbubam!" but the gun was too powerfully and he was sent flying back towards a trampoline store where he bounced all the way back to where he was... But where he was was the fat guy.. At the tremendous force he was flying at he flew right into the fat guy, into his belly button where he lived 5 gruesome bad years until he died from suffocation