A misterius fog enbelopes the big city. U wake up in midol of the nite and realizes ol females aged 18-35 habe banished without a trace. Not eben DRGN, who is on 24/7, notices these. The anguish. The desperation. The anxiety. Of course miss dayna an glo r gone. the gold is olso gon. Pikol rick an chuby chaser cry cuz ther precius gold is gone and others like 420supercrazy420 didnt habe anything to begin with. And... It olso esmell like pricy cologne... Police (mods) decide to inbestigate. It ol lids to the lo lans. To the castle. Dave’s legs r shakin as he aproaches the castle. He nos the goat libes there...an he nos saltys got a short temper. Thrawn is habin second thoghts but the central gobernment (devs) r pushin him to do something about it. They nock on the door and... There he is. The one an only Saltyfeet. Ol the mising ladyes r there too. An the gold. It turns out the ladyes were there by ther own will. The gold. The gold salty estole from random chumps as established by law. The police don like saltys got ol the chicks an threaten him with arrest... Its on. Phase 1 Use item mind escream to compensate for ur lack of arguments aganst saltys supirior critical thinkin Phase 2 Tok about how trump is grate an estuff. The goal is to distract salty for the nex phase Phase 4 Try to atack an asasinate salty when hes not lookin. Youll get 1 or 2 good punches in before he ritaliates. Phase 5 Pin urself on quest asap. Saltys life points jost regenerated 100 percent Phase 6 This phase is the longes an it consist of u playin ded for 3-4 days. Phase 7 Final phase. Use new item “noob tirs” on ferst bar Use cf on saltys wol on secon bar. This eb drops ur estats at regular interbals.